Posts Tagged ‘Coronavirus’
Tampa Area Devastated by Coronavirus Not Infecting Rick Scott
“It’s really been a struggle for us,” said Cindy Mae Watkins, pastry chef by day and reasonable adult by night. “We keep hoping and praying for him to at least get a cough and a fever. Yet he persists. It’s as though there’s no God at all.”
Read MoreAre Doctors Curing COVID-19 Patients by Turning Them Gay?
While investigating an unrelated news tip, Tampa News Force discovered a secret group of doctors who are attempting to cure COVID-19 patients by forcing them to perform sexual acts with people of the same gender. “While everyone has been practicing social distancing, we have found same gender unions have experienced lower COVID-19 infection rates,” said…
Read MoreA nation in crisis rolls its eyes to Tampa
Tampa is currently giving you the exploitation of both beautiful (should be) wild animals AND frightened people seeking spiritual comfort and somehow, both of those things are hilarious.
Read MoreTampa medical call center rewards employee bravery with jeans day all week.
It was announced on Monday of this week that employees will be allowed to wear jeans all week long as a reward for their bravery and dedication.
Read MorePeople can’t wait to resume abusing service industry workers
“No question. What these hard working people are doing is literally keeping society afloat,.. I hate it.”
Read MorePhysician offers tips on how to talk to children about Covid-19
“This is a very confusing and stressful time for everyone. Imagine experiencing at as a toddler… There are ways to help them through this.”
Read MoreLocal man has lost track of time
“Time has no meaning for me. It’s been so long that I’ve just forgotten, I guess,” says Rerse, who’s been home from work since last Friday. “Is it the weekend? Is it a Wednesday? Is it Christmas?? I don’t know!”
Read MoreCoronavirus challenge explodes on Tik Tok
“Groups of children will circle around one of their friends and all begin coughing on them at the same time until they wake up, then they pour a bowl of bat soup onto their head and chant the lyrics of that old Busta Rhymes song, but instead of ‘Woohaa,’ they shout, ‘Wuhan!’”
Read MoreTampa Bay Area thugs launch Covid-19 awareness program
“… for a limited time while we all go through this global health crisis, not only do snitches NOT get stitches, but snitches will get ‘wiches.”
Read MoreSt. Patrick’s Day basically the same this year
“So what’s the worst that could happen? “
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