Posts Tagged ‘elon musk’
New owner plans major changes for Tampa restaurant
Will you still visit this landmark spot?
Read MoreTwitter scam revealed to be Twitter scam
On April 30th, Tampa News Force (TNF) announced that it had been granted a highly prestigious social media honor: the coveted blue checkmark from Twitter, which is supposed to designate the bearer as certified elite, special and not at all ordinary.
It turns out that was not the case.
Tampa News Force receives prestigious honor
Tampa News Force (TNF), the organization whose web site you are currently reading right this very minute, has been chosen, due to payment submitted, to be among the prominent elite and noteworthy individuals who are members of Twitter Blue. Twitter Blue is similar to the traditional Twitter platform, only better because it comes with a…
Read MoreWill AI replace or enhance imagination?
Everyone’s pussy’s have been squirting over the new AI art programs. “Are computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?” Yes and no. They’re creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science.…
Read MoreTampa News Force buys all unused Twitter ad inventory
Due to huge corporations like Volkswagen, General Mills and others pausing their paid advertising accounts with Twitter until further notice, the social media platform recently purchased by Elon Musk is reporting a “massive drop in revenue”. This has resulted in a huge block of advertising inventory from the site being available for purchase at a…
Read MoreElon Musk to buy Popular Ybor Toilets in Twitter offshoot
Notable tech giant Elon Musk has been seen in the Ybor City area attempting to purchase toilets in order to create a physical space for Twitter. “It just makes sense to me you know?” he said in a recent interview on the popular Joe Rogan podcast. “Twitter needs to be more than just a digital…
Read MoreAn incredible, $pecial opportunity for Mr. Elon Musk
Dear Mr. Elon Musk, Hi. How are you? We are Tampa News Force and we have been following recent news reports that you are interested in purchasing Twitter for $43,000,000,000.00. We think that’s a fantastic idea! The only thing better than being prolific on a popular social media platform is owning a popular social media…
Read MoreMentally challenged man lifts train
“I used my retard strength.” Said Reggie Tardo, a Ruskin man who wandered onto Tesla’s hyper loop track and lifted a train. “Retard is a word I made by combining my names Reggie and Tardo, have you ever heard that before?” Tardo asked me. “No.” I said, lying. The official police report states that Reggie…
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