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Rick Scott finally sucks own d***

Flexible Rick

In a move that’s been anticipated for quite some time, Senator Rick Scott has finally felated himself, publicly in front of the press core during a health and safety meeting. “He stood up and said, ‘you guys are so worried about health and safety, I don’t need medical help, or anything from anyone for that…

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New Records Unveil Rick Scott is an Illegal Alien

Rick Scott is discovered to be an actual Illegal Alien

Tampa History Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.25.19 While doing routine cleaning of an artifacts display, a Tampa History Center employee was possessed by an ancient spirit that escaped from a broken vase. The ancient spirit granted the employee, Jake Boogie, the knowledge necessary to read and translate the symbols hidden in the artifacts…

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