Posts Tagged ‘Florida Senator’
Rick Scott shares New Years kiss with fleshlight
Former disgraced Florida Governor, and current Florida Senator, Rick Scott, was caught sharing a New Years kiss with a fleshlight, during a party a the Senators mansion. “Yea he just walked out during the countdown with this dripping sex toy, then gave it a big tongue kiss when the clock hit zero. It was pretty…
Read MoreRon DeSantis sucks d**k to prove he’s not gay
Governor Ron Desantis has made headlines again after publicly giving a blow job to a man during his last press conference to, “prove once and for all, that I’m not gay.” After relentless cyber-bullying, accusing the Governor of being gay, DeSantis decided to take matters into his own hands by bringing a male sex-worker to…
Read More“Don’t say incest” bill passes in Florida
The Family Togetherness Act, also known as the “don’t say incest” bill has passed in Florida congress with a vote of 4-3, making it illegal for teachers to mention incest in any government school building. The bill which highlights issues of families struggling with incestual relationships between parents who were born brother and sister who…
Read MoreRick Scott finally sucks own d***
In a move that’s been anticipated for quite some time, Senator Rick Scott has finally felated himself, publicly in front of the press core during a health and safety meeting. “He stood up and said, ‘you guys are so worried about health and safety, I don’t need medical help, or anything from anyone for that…
Read MoreRick Scott claims Swastika tattoo is “just an unfinished windmill”
During Senator Scott’s Monday morning public health crisis press conference, reporters noticed that through Scott’s mesh tank top he had what appeared to be a tattoo of a Swastika on his left pectoral muscle. “Senator, is that a tattoo of a Swastika on your chest?” Asked Marlyn Brady, of Tampa 16 News. “No, no, it’s…
Read MoreNew Records Unveil Rick Scott is an Illegal Alien
Tampa History Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.25.19 While doing routine cleaning of an artifacts display, a Tampa History Center employee was possessed by an ancient spirit that escaped from a broken vase. The ancient spirit granted the employee, Jake Boogie, the knowledge necessary to read and translate the symbols hidden in the artifacts…
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