Posts Tagged ‘Happy Holidays’
Tampa Bay radio station launches new “all non-Christmas” music format
Tampa Bay FM radio station 108.1 “The Possum” (not to confused with Orlando FM radio station 108.7 “The Opossum”) has announced they will be switching their musical programming to a format that will feature absolutely no holiday music. “We feel there’s a real unfulfilled need in the market for music that isn’t focused entirely on…
Read MoreTampa man joy-shamed
Harold Kolber of Tampa was the victim of an unprovoked joy-shaming at a local restaurant earlier today. Mr. Kolber was peacefully enjoying lunch by himself at the Wuhan Fook Chinese restaurant on Dale Mabry when the Hendersons, a boisterous family of seven came in, chattering excitedly. They noisily dragged two tables together so they could…
Read MoreDisplay of rich people’s toys thrills Tampa poor people
Tampa’s annual holiday lighted boat parade took place last night on the Hillsborough River, featuring wealthy people showing off what they use to enjoy one of their many expensive leisure pursuits to the delight of people who are one paycheck or less from being homeless. “They’re so pretty, all lit up with beautiful Christmas lights!…
Read MoreWoke uncle wrecks family’s Thanksgiving
Kenneth Childress of South Bend, Indiana, ruined his family’s Thanksgiving while visiting them in Tampa by sharing his extremely tolerant and socially aware opinions during the traditional holiday meal. “Uncle Kenneth is always a handful. He just can’t help himself,” said Carl Childress, who works hard all year to keep a roof over this family’s…
Read MoreThanksgiving tough for Clearwater man with willfully limited vocabulary
Dave Quipler, a 26-year-old man from Clearwater, struggles every year during Thanksgiving due to how he expresses himself. “It all started when I was a toddler,” he says. “For some reason, I don’t even know myself, I just said ‘Happy Assholes’ instead of ‘Happy Thanksgiving’. No real reason; just one of those dumb things little…
Read MoreSt. Pete woman shames carolers
Linda Ech of St. Petersburg met a group of her neighbors out caroling with scorn and derision, sending them home feeling terrible about themselves. “People are going to call me a Karen or a Grinch, and that’s fine, if you’re not above petty name calling,” said the professor of music history at St. Pete Junior…
Read MoreQuiz: What kind of holiday gift are you?
There are only a couple of shopping days until The Big Day. No doubt you have people in your life who say YOU are all the gift they would ever want. And no doubt they mean that sincerely, but there are gifts and then there are GIFTS. So exactly what kind of gift are you?…
Read MoreTampa dog approves of Christmas
Piccolo, a Corgi who lives near Oldsmar, has decided that Christmas is pretty good. “I can’t speak for all dogs, but I think it’s nice”, he said. “I know some dogs hate wearing the goofy outfits and that there is a lot of noise and commotion, which can cause anxiety. I get that and I…
Read MoreTampa CEO sexually aroused by action taken by Better.com
Brent Sppoonholder, the CEO of Integrated Associated Business Systems Inc., a Tampa-based company that makes profits, had an interesting reaction to the news that Better.com recently fired 900 employees during a Zoom call. “This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” he said. “And technically, it isn’t porn so I can’t even…
Read MoreTop Five Items That Should NOT Be Donated To Holiday Food Drives
The holiday season kicks into full gear officially today, with it being Thanksgiving. That means various establishments and institutions will be launching their annual food drives to benefit the less fortunate. You’re a kind and compassionate person who wants to help and we want to help you in helping others. We’re all here to helpity…
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