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Woke uncle wrecks family’s Thanksgiving

Woke Uncle

Kenneth Childress of South Bend, Indiana, ruined his family’s Thanksgiving while visiting them in Tampa by sharing his extremely tolerant and socially aware opinions during the traditional holiday meal. “Uncle Kenneth is always a handful. He just can’t help himself,” said Carl Childress, who works hard all year to keep a roof over this family’s…

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St. Pete woman shames carolers

Carolers

Linda Ech of St. Petersburg met a group of her neighbors out caroling with scorn and derision, sending them home feeling terrible about themselves. “People are going to call me a Karen or a Grinch, and that’s fine, if you’re not above petty name calling,” said the professor of music history at St. Pete Junior…

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Quiz: What kind of holiday gift are you?

Gift Exchange

There are only a couple of shopping days until The Big Day. No doubt you have people in your life who say YOU are all the gift they would ever want. And no doubt they mean that sincerely, but there are gifts and then there are GIFTS. So exactly what kind of gift are you?…

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Tampa dog approves of Christmas

Christmas Dog

Piccolo, a Corgi who lives near Oldsmar, has decided that Christmas is pretty good. “I can’t speak for all dogs, but I think it’s nice”, he said. “I know some dogs hate wearing the goofy outfits and that there is a lot of noise and commotion, which can cause anxiety. I get that and I…

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Tampa CEO sexually aroused by action taken by Better.com

CEO

Brent Sppoonholder, the CEO of Integrated Associated Business Systems Inc., a Tampa-based company that makes profits, had an interesting reaction to the news that Better.com recently fired 900 employees during a Zoom call. “This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” he said. “And technically, it isn’t porn so I can’t even…

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Top Five Items That Should NOT Be Donated To Holiday Food Drives

Food drives

The holiday season kicks into full gear officially today, with it being Thanksgiving. That means various establishments and institutions will be launching their annual food drives to benefit the less fortunate. You’re a kind and compassionate person who wants to help and we want to help you in helping others. We’re all here to helpity…

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Bing Crosby estate admits ‘Happy Holday’ was the original battle cry; Crosby the first soldier for the War on Christmas

Bing

Acknowledging that this year had been an unmitigated disaster for almost everyone and that they might as well put the final nail in the 2020 coffin, Bing Crosby’s wife and children announced today that the Crooner’s famous Christmas song, ‘Happy Holiday,’ was actually the very beginning of the ongoing battle known as the War on…

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