Posts Tagged ‘Hernando County’
Agency you’ve probably never heard of that never did anything calls it quits
The Tampa Bay Area Regional Transit Authority (TBARTA), the transit authority that oversees regional transportation needs in Hernando, Hillsborough, Manatee, Pasco and Pinellas counties has voted unanimously to dissolve the organization. “Fuck it,” said TBARTA Chairman Cliff Manuel Jr. “We out.” The agency, started by the state in 2007 but not having received funding from…
Read MoreThis week’s public school lunch menus
As a public service to the millions of parents to school-age children in the Tampa Bay region who read our site every single day, Tampa News Force proudly presents what the kids will be eating for lunch at school this week. You know, for planning purposes. Enjoy! CITRUS COUNTY Monday, October 3: Tater Thots Tuesday,…
Read MoreSchool resource officer shoots kid reading gay book
A second grader is in critical condition today after being shot by his school resource officer while reading Lesléa Newman’s 1989 classic picture book ‘Heather Has Two Mommies’. “I was patrolling the library and saw the gay book,” said officer Frank Johnnie. “At first I was just trying to shoot the book, but the kid…
Read MoreHernando County Man Outraged He Can’t Vote Against AOC – Can’t Name Own Representative
While hundreds of cities around the nation joined together to protest systemic racism, one Hernando County man spent his week furiously trying to figure out how to vote against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “I see so much coverage about her dumb face on the news, I’m tired of it!” Said Brienard Boleslaw, a 56-year-old lifelong Spring Hill…
Read MoreSarah Palin buys home in Hernando County
Palin Compound – Hernando County – Monday, 8.5.19 Spring Hill is about to be invaded by a wild pack of Alaskans. Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has secretly purchased a home in Hernando County and plans to move in today. “It’s getting so darn cold up North now, and after our home got damaged in…
Read MoreHernando County Commissioner Won’t Unblock Me
American Gun & Pawn – Hernando County – Sunday, 7.28.19 Hello Hernando County Commissioner, Steve Champion. My name is Josh Santos, I’m a reporter for Tampa News Force. As you very well know, you’ve blocked me. Many people are mad that you don’t care about silencing your critics, but I get it. I was kind…
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