Posts Tagged ‘mass shooting’
Nine Injured in Dueling Piano Bar Mishap
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Read MoreArmature Works Shooting Culturally Appropriates Ybor
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Read MoreTampa man declines to mark himself safe during The Shooting in Ybor City
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Read MoreWhat kind of hammer should you buy?
One thing you often hear from gun advocates in the wake of a mass shooting is, “guns aren’t at fault; it could have just as easily been a psycho with a hammer”. And just because that never happens doesn’t mean they’re wrong. You are just as subject to being the victim of a mass hammering…
Read MoreOdessa family installs mass shooting victims pool
The Menando family, who lives on Gunn Highway in Odessa near Tampa may have the most unique swimming pool in the state of Florida: it’s in the shape of the aftermath of a mass shooting. “It’s actually four separate pools and they’re supposed to represent us; me, my wife Brenda, our son Kevin and our…
Read MoreMass shooting interrupted by mass shooting
A mass shooting that took place at Wet Willy’s Waterpark on Flankton Avenue in East Tampa was temporarily interrupted, when a second mass shooter, not connected to the first mass shooter, showed up to commit a mass shooting. Arnold Jeffries, who entered at the south entrance and began opening fire towards the lazy river noticed…
Read MoreMass shooting becomes Olympic sport
The action of shooting people in large numbers has officially been announced as a new event by the Olympic committee after being lobbied by the United States Mass Shooters Union. Mass shootings have become so popular around the world, especially in the United States, that a group of mass shooting fanatics, (The United States Mass…
Read MoreMass shootings should end now that St. Pete woman is sick of them
Following a mass shooting at an Independence Day parade in Highland Park, Illinois yesterday, Sandy Sterns of St. Petersburg has declared that she is completely over it. “This stuff happens all the time. It’s ridiculous”, she said. “And yesterday was a holiday; we all had the day off and were supposed to celebrate America and…
Read MoreTed Cruz to host poker night at Seminole Hard Rock Casino
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz announced yesterday that he will be hosting a high-stakes poker night at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Tampa next month. “That’s right, it’s Ted’s Ridiculous Fun Poker Extravaganza and it is coming to Florida on July 4th!” he said. “What could be a more perfectly appropriate way to celebrate the…
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