Posts Tagged ‘Mayor Jane Castor’
City of Tampa appoints new Director of Leisure Services
The City of Tampa has appointed Theodore John Evans to head up the city’s newly created Leisure Services Department. “Tensions are elevated here in Tampa. Everyone is stressed out. We all need to relax,” said Mayor Jane Castor. “With that in mind, we’ve created a brand new agency to help us do exactly that. And…
Read MoreTampa Police Ready to Receive Instructions From New Broad
Tampa Mayor Jane Castor announced earlier today that former Tampa Police officer and deputy chief Mary O’Connor has been chosen to serve as the next chief of the Tampa Police Department (TPD), pending confirmation from the City Council. The selection doesn’t meet all of the criteria set by President Joe Biden, who had taken an…
Read MoreBayshore Boulevard closure will disrupt pervert traffic patterns today
“Let me know the next time you see a sweaty 23-year-old in a sports bra with her ponytail pulled through the back of a pink ballcap jogging on the Crosstown”
Read MoreMan matches with Jane Castor on Tinder
Jack Kringsley, a 42-year-old Hillsborough resident, claims that he matched with Tampa Mayor, Jane Castor on Tinder and has photo evidence to prove it. “She super liked me!” Kringsley said. “I had boosted my profile on a Tuesday morning, and within 15 minutes, former police chief/current Tampa Mayor, Jane Castor had matched with me! We…
Read MoreJane Castor Accidentally Accomplishes Everything She Promised in Less Than Two Weeks
Brooke Hogan Library and Neighborhood Restoration Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 5.12.2019 In an incredibly fast turn of events, Jane Castor has accomplished all the goals she laid out during her campaign in less than two weeks. “Hasn’t even felt like I’ve been done with my first few hours as mayor,” Castor said while…
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