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Custody battle over Gronk looming

Who gets Gronk?

With the sudden retirement of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, a number of questions have arisen about what happens next regarding a number of situations, one of which is who will take custody of tight end and unrepentant frat boy-for-life Rob Gronkowski. “Gronk is someone who needs structure in his life. With Brady gone,…

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Tom Brady to enter Canton as a Buccaneer

Brady HOF

Legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement on Tuesday, and he neglected to mention the New England Patriots at all in his Instagram video. But he also made another announcement that has many sports fans surprised. “I’m going to Canton as a Buccaneer,” Brady said in a second Instagram post. “I know I played…

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Tom Brady announces retirement at Hooters

Brady retires

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ended a week of speculation about his future by officially announcing his retirement from the NFL at a party he hosted at Hooters on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa today. “It’s cold outside, Gasparilla is a huge mob scene so I figured why not throw a little get together at…

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Gronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu

Gronk Ribs

Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…

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Quiz: How well do I know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Buccaneers

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will begin their title defense tonight with a preseason exhibition game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Raymond James Stadium, where they were last seen beating the Kansas City Chiefs 31-9 in February to win Super Bowl LV.Everybody is a Bucs fan now but there are demonstrable levels of commitment to the…

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Tom Brady purchases new residence in Tampa

Tom Brady's New Home

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has purchased a new home in the Robles Park neighborhood of Tampa. “Since I signed my contract extension and I’m going to be here a while, I figured it was time to put down some more permanent roots,” Brady said. “Staying at Jeter’s place has been nice; life is…

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BUCS! booked for Ruth Eckerd Hall

Bucs Live at Ruth Eckerd

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed an agreement to adapt their 2020 season into a multi-media musical theatre presentation to be performed at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater. “We’re so excited to bring the spectacular magic and pageantry of this incredible Tampa Bay Buccaneers football season to the stage”, said Bobby Rossi, CPO/Executive Vice President…

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Bucs win eight games for the first time since 2016

Bucs beat Minnesota

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Minnesota Vikings 26-14 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday afternoon. With the win, the Bucs are now 8-5 on the season, the first time they’ve won at least that many games since 2016 when they won nine games and only the second time since 2010 when they won…

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