Posts Tagged ‘Safety Harbor’
Native American ghosts available for picnics in Safety Harbor
Put some real spirits into your picnic experience! 🧺👻
Read MoreSisters not sure if grandpa is sarcastic or senile
Should they be concerned?
Read MoreProof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!
Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…
Read MoreUh oh, here come bears!
Reports have been coming into the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) of bears being seen in the Tampa Bay Area, specifically in Pinellas County. “If it’s not one thing, it’s another”, said 30-year Oldsmar resident Anton Brushfuller. “COVID was a nightmare and many businesses had to close. Thankfully, that’s ending but employers can’t…
Read MoreSafety Harbor businessman hires Hackers
Safety Harbor businessman , Wilbur Harrington, recently read an article about computer passwords. He had never realized how easy they were to hack. If you have 13 characters uppercase, lowercase, numbers, punctuations and symbols the average hacker can break your password in under a minute. Harrington pondered this and thought, “my passwords only have a…
Read MoreSafety Harbor man mistaken for Steven Stamkos
A man watching the Tampa Bay Lightning game against the New York Islanders in the NHL Eastern Conference Final at the Clearwater Hooters was falsely identified as Lightning captain Steven Stamkos last night. The man entered the restaurant shortly after the puck dropped to start the game, just after 8pm, and took a seat at…
Read MoreA Dangerous Day of Kayaking in Tampa Bay
Wilbur Harrington departed from Philippe Park April 29th at 9 am. It was a beautiful 72 degrees. Since there was an 8 mph breeze from the East, he decided to head right into the breeze and go East 2 miles to Oldsmar. He paddled 30 minutes, and he was there. He decided to get out…
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