Posts Tagged ‘Seminole Heights’
Tampa to Build Parking Garage over Seminole Heights
This should hel🅿️!
Read MoreRatlantis Grand Opening Tomorrow
It’s gonna be a hole lot of fun! 🐀
Read MoreDead Bodies Found in Abandoned Escape Room
Remember when these were fun? 💀
Read MoreLocal brewery introduces new craft beer
Are you ready to try this exciting new beer? 🍺
Read MoreAmber Heard Coyote Craps All Over Tampa
Morning after morning, local resident Ms. Cam Ille is finding her Seminole Heights home littered like a dump, as in actual crap. The tight-nitch neighborhood is no stranger to walkers and friendly neighborhood dogs, that politely clean up their poo when the urge hits. But this hasn’t been the case lately. On repeat Ms. Ille,…
Read MoreRecord store employee not surprised Tucker Carlson doesn’t like The Replacements
Thad Dogbreath, a sales associate at the Microgroove record store in Seminole Heights, is not surprised that conservative tv pundit Tucker Carlson is not a fan of The Replacements. “I’m not only not surprised, I’m glad”, said Dogbreath. “He seems like a real douche and not at all someone who would be into The ‘Mats.”…
Read MoreFour injured in bro-off in Seminole Heights
Four women suffered minor injuries and possible long-term psychological trauma at a Seminole Heights cafe yesterday morning, when they encountered a couple of bros bro-ing all over the place at The Independent on Florida Avenue. Ominous warning signs were present early when Dave and Richie, the bros in question, both wearing aggressively backward baseball caps…
Read MoreFood critic with COVID trashes Seminole Heights eatery for bland food
Randy Glidwad, the restaurant critic for the completely unknown-yet-relatively popular local blog “RandEatz” was recently diagnosed with COVID-19 but that hasn’t stopped him from continuing to review local eateries, including a savage one-star takedown of a popular spot in Seminole Heights. “Every single item I tried tasted exactly the same; like nothing”, he said in…
Read MoreSeminole Heights comedy club cancelled before opening
A new comedy club slated to open in the trendy Seminole Heights neighborhood of Tampa has been cancelled by outraged residents. Orlando business man Marvin Killwich who is behind the venture is bitterly disappointed. “I can’t believe it. I thought people who lived here were progressive and open-minded. I guess they’re just a bunch of…
Read MoreRestaurant that opened in May doesn’t know how to transition to Phase 3
The owner of E’gg & Bre’wz, a combination craft brewery/brunch eatery in Seminole Heights that opened after strict COVID quarantine restrictions were in place and being actively enforced are not sure how to handle opening up under Phase 3 of Florida governor Ron DeSantis’s plan. Governor DeSantis on Friday announced Florida would be taking the…
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