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Happy Plane Train Premiere Anniversary Day!
On this date, November 11, in 2018, the world witnessed the premiere of Tampa News Force’s first film, “Plane Train”. Ah, 2018. The world was a very different place. Donald Trump was still the President of the United States of America. We witnessed a Supreme Court nominee cry about beer. Kanye West was still just…
Read MoreFor the love of all that’s holy, VOTE!
You know that famous quote, “All it takes for evil to be a thing is for good people to not do anything and you hardly ever do anything, so how about you get off your ass for a change and fucking do something” or however it goes? Yeah, that. Tomorrow, assuming you didn’t already vote…
Read MoreTampa News Force Gala Event Tonight!
Tonight, we at Tampa News Force will celebrate the recent publishing of our 2,000th article with a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from 4pm until 8pm, sponsored by Mean But Clean Soap. There will be refreshments (FREE BEER!), entertainment, awards given out and a John Jacobs Estate Sale…
Read MoreDignitaries invited to be honored at TNF 2000th Article party
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Florida Senator Rick Scott have been invited by Tampa News Force to appear at the TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest, this Sunday, October 30th at Café Hey in Tampa for the sake of being presented with special meritorious achievement awards. The following was sent…
Read MoreTHIS is the 2000th article!
Tampa News Force, the highly revered, venerable and redundant media platform and purveyor of satirical news parody content, has published the 2000th article in the organization’s storied history: this one. That’s right, you’re reading history as we’re making it. Never before have writers and readers been united in the quest to pat themselves and each…
Read MoreWe’re having a party!
We here at Tampa News Force will be publishing our 2000th article soon, an accomplishment that very few major media outlets that produce original comedy ever reach. To celebrate this incredible achievement, we here at Tampa News Force will be hosting a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from…
Read MoreRussian man wins TNF Comment Contest!
Here at Tampa News Force.com, we publish fresh content every single day, and as a result, we get lots and lots of comments! You won’t see many of them because almost all of them are spam. So many that we decided to have a contest with a grand prize for the 1,000,000th comment posted to…
Read MoreTampa News Force congratulates Dewayne Hill, the greatest entertainer in the history of Tampa Bay
The results are in on the 2022 Creative Loafing Best of the Bay Awards and Tampa News Force did not win in the category of Best Experimental Act (that honor going to Abortion Twins, whom we tried to warn you about) but we’re not bitter about that at all. Why would we be? It’s your…
Read MoreImmediate action needed immediately!
What are you doing right now? Well, stop it! This an emergency! All hands on deck! This is not a drill!! Seriously, what are you doing??? Eating lunch? Put that sandwich down! Filling out the monthly report? Save your work and resume later! Binge-watching some show? He/she gets killed! Don’t worry about it! This is…
Read MoreTNF post-primary preview in review
Following Tuesday’s tightly contested 2022 Florida Democratic Party gubernatorial primary between Rep. Charlie Crist and Florida Agricultural Commissioner Nikki Fried (and apparently two other people nobody ever heard of), here are the official analysis and endorsements from Tampa News Force, which probably would have suited you better if it came out yesterday or even earlier.…
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