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Clearwater man loses bet requiring him to dress as a woman for 35th Halloween in a row
For the 35th year in a row, Clearwater’s Dave Kenneth will be required to attend a Halloween party dressed in women’s clothing due to losing a bet. “Geez, I am either a very unlucky man, not good at gambling or something else”, he says, knowing damn well the answer is definitely ‘something else’. Kenneth, 52,…
Read MoreNew radical fringe group forms in Tampa
A group of potential troublemakers has been spotted holding meetings at a popular Tampa gathering spot and authorities are concerned. “They haven’t actually done anything noteworthy… yet”, says Tampa Bay FBI Field Supervisor Agent Espi Onaje. “But we’re keeping an eye on them and we’ll make our move if and when the situation escalates. Americans…
Read MoreHoly Hole! TNF’s EXCLUSIVE coverage of the sinkhole on State Road 54
Natural occurrence? Portal to the Netherworld? Something even more dark and sinister? Tampa News Force’s special certified sinkhole expert correspondent Cannzana StockWil gets to the bottom – literally – of the Pasco Fiasco, the massive sinkhole that’s either the harbinger of dark things to come or rocks moving around underground or whatever the hell is…
Read MoreTampa boy conquers bed-wetting problem, gets boat parade
8-year-old Kyle Veeters of Tampa has finally overcome a severe nocturnal enuresis issue he’s been dealing with his whole life – until very recently. “We’re so proud of Kyle”, said his mother Beverly Veeters. “He was a big boy and went three nights in a row with no pee-pee accidents!” Kyle’s father Tim expressed relief…
Read MorePresident Trump Accidentally Trips on Mushrooms in St. Petersburg
President Trump took a brief lunch break at a pop up gluten free and raw vegan biscuit stand last week, after holding an embarrassing rally in St. Petersburg, Florida. The owner of the stand is Pimento Teaspoon, a Portland transplant, who moved to Florida to find himself after tripping on acid this one time. President…
Read MoreTampa Man Discovers Long Lost Tropicana Field
Fountain of Youth, Atlantis, Tropicana Field; Mythological destinations that have long been sought after by generations of explorers. Now, thanks to one such explorer, we rewrite the history books. Over the weekend the Legend of Tropicana Field has gone from gorilla in the mist to a pin on Waze, all thanks to Clive Raines. It…
Read MoreTampa police foil attempt to kidnap Governor DeSantis
Three Tampa men have been arrested and charged with conspiring to kidnap Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Tampa Police Chief Brian Dugan announced earlier this morning. The men, identified as Liam ‘Shitty’ Neall, Kyle ‘White Pookie’ Saunders and David ‘Mo’ Lester, were caught in the act of planning to kidnap the governor and bring him to…
Read MoreTNF in Washington DC: A Special Series: Chapter 2: Cameroon: A country with an embassy in America
Tampa News Force correspondents John Jacobs and Josh Santos recently travelled all the way to our nations capital, Washington DC, to file a special series of special reports. Here’s the second one, in which our team visits the Cameroon embassy… More exclusive content COMING SOON!
Read MoreClown ruins child’s birthday party
Mark Broberg, who works as a birthday clown for-hire under the name Sparkles Sunshine, ruined the 6th birthday party of Erik Cramer of Largo by showing up as U.S. representative for Florida’s 1st congressional district Matt Gaetz. “Totally my fault. I feel terrible and I’ve already given the Cramers a full refund and an apology”,…
Read MoreTNF in Washington DC: A Special Series: Chapter 1: A dissenting opinion of RBG: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Tampa News Force correspondents John Jacobs and Josh Santos recently travelled all the way to our nations capital, Washington DC, to file a special series of special reports. Here’s the first one, in which a citizen shares some uncommon views of recently passed Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg… More exclusive content COMING SOON!
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