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Fake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published

By John Jacobs | May 27, 2023
500

John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him celebrate we’re going to take a look back at some of his most popular articles: Retard baby jerks itself off using its webbed toes This article was the first one…

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Twitter scam revealed to be Twitter scam

By TNF | May 20, 2023
Elon Bullshit

On April 30th, Tampa News Force (TNF) announced that it had been granted a highly prestigious social media honor: the coveted blue checkmark from Twitter, which is supposed to designate the bearer as certified elite, special and not at all ordinary.
It turns out that was not the case.

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Black Drag Queen commits school shooting

By Clark Brooks | May 6, 2023

This just in: apparently a transgender person who identifies as a “Drag Queen” of African American descent has shot up a public school, using some sort of gun device. No word yet on which school or what casualties there might be or if the person of interest has been apprehended. We will post updates on…

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REPORT: City’s efforts to fend off Taylor Swift have failed

By Clark Brooks | April 14, 2023
Giant Taylor

Tampa City Emergency Officials have announced that in spite of their best efforts that they have been unable to contain Taylor Swift and that citizens should take necessary steps to save themselves because the city is in imminent danger. “We thought that we had her contained within Raymond James Stadium, the area’s biggest – and…

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