Health
Turn any girl into a slut
You should be ashamed of yourself! Why would you click this? Is that what you want to do, turn girls into sluts? This was another SEO test, by making an article with a sensational headline and measuring the engagement and Google search results. If you clicked this one, yes unfortunately you are a victim to…
Read MoreVaccine recipient disappointed
Madelyn Coddleton of Tampa recently received a vaccination to protect her against COVID and she’s not happy about it. “I wanted to try that new Cajun Flounder Sandwich from Popeye’s that everybody is talking about”, she said. “I’m hungry, not sick!” She got in a long line of cars outside the Tampa Greyhound Track at…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis’ handpicked panel of experts completely agrees with Governor DeSantis
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis held a public health roundtable in Tampa Thursday afternoon, where he invited a panel of scientists, researchers, doctors and various experts to weigh in on issues surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic, all of whom agreed that DeSantis has done a terrific job dealing with the pandemic. “Huh. How about that”, said DeSantis.…
Read MoreElderly St. Pete woman backs DeSantis vaccine policies
Valerie Mondeburt of St. Petersburg is a senior citizen who has not been able to sign up for the COVID-19 vaccine, something for which she does not blame Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “How anyone can blame him for this is beyond me”, she said. “He’s doing the best he can and putting Florida seniors first.…
Read MoreDeSantis might consider making COVID vaccines available to poor people
“Please, don’t say ‘poor’ people. I did not use that description. I never have and I never will, okay? It’s offensive”, he said. “I prefer to call them ‘not rich enough’.”
Read MoreMan’s face shield makes dozens sick at Tampa Publix
Hillsborough County health officials have determined that Instacart shopper Matt Spuiz is responsible for making several people shopping for groceries at the Publix on West Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa violently ill, in spite of wearing a face shield. “It’s because of the face shield, not in spite of it”, said Dr. Meghan Hammerstein. “Speaking strictly…
Read MoreCOVID test numbers expected to plummet to record lows in Tampa this weekend
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is reporting that projections indicate that there will be zero positive COVID-19 test results from Tampa between now and the end of the Christmas weekend, which he is giddily touting as a Christmas Miracle. “It’s a Christmas Miracle!”, he touted giddily at a hastily arranged press conference on Dale Mabry Highway,…
Read MoreFDA says Pfizer’s new euthanasia vaccine looks promising at combating pandemic, but more testing needed
A joint study released by the FDA and Pfizer and that “pain clinic” on Armenia Avenue in Tampa that clearly used to be a 7-Eleven today may very well mark the beginning of the end for Covid-19. A group of 3,000 research scientists, epidemiologist, virologist and biologists signed onto a claim that Pfizer’s new euthanasia…
Read MoreInsufferable hipster gets mono
St. Petersburg’s Brandon Thifft has been diagnosed with Mononucleosis, a fact that aggravates his associates. Mononucleosis is an infectious illness that’s usually caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. It’s also called mono or “the kissing disease.” You can get the virus through kissing as well as things like sharing drinks or silverware. “In Brandon’s case, I…
Read More5 ways to legally not wear your mask
Wear it on your arm. When people come up to you and say, “Hey wear your mask!” You can say, “I am wearing it!” And show them your arm. “It doesn’t say where I have to wear it on my body, legally it’s on me, I’m complying to the rule.” They won’t have a comeback…
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