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Bay Area man heart broken by Hurricane Idalia just blowing him and leaving
The heartbreak of hurricane season
Read MoreBuccaneers Rookie Having Trouble Finding Affordable Apartment
Making it in the NFL is harder than you’d think.
Read MoreArchitects unveil rendering of new USF on-campus football stadium
There will be room to park a food truck when necessary
Read MoreAP White History Course Requirement Announced for Florida High School Graduates
What do you think of the State of Florida’s new curriculum?
Read MoreRon DeSantis pledges to only appear in black and white from now on
Has Ron DeSantis always looked like this? 👨🏿‍🦳
Read MoreEvery Taylor Swift Wardrobe Malfunction Ranked
Tampa News Force’s newest owner, Taylor Swift, is known for being very wholesome and only doing nasty stuff for people she is romantically involved with. So today, we are counting down the best times her wardrobe didn’t comply with her. 5. Early Elbow Reveal Taylor Swift is known for never showing her elbows, a part…
Read MoreTampa News Force gives up
Tampa News Force (TNF) has given up fighting a lawsuit brought by pop superstar Taylor Swift, opting instead to settle the matter out of court. 10 minutes ago, TNF lawyers were fully prepared to battle the multiple Grammy award winner’s efforts to bend the one-time Creative Loafing Best of the Bay winning media outlet to…
Read MoreTampa comedian dies trying to write perfect topical joke
Tampa stand-up comedian Glenn “Glizzy” Werthers, best known for his persistent efforts to get everyone to call him “Glizzy”, was found dead in his apartment yesterday, the victim of an apparent, very specific form of writer’s block. “We see this sometimes when writer’s block is really severe. The writer’s brain will literally explode,” said Hillsborough…
Read MoreWoke uncle wrecks family’s Thanksgiving
Kenneth Childress of South Bend, Indiana, ruined his family’s Thanksgiving while visiting them in Tampa by sharing his extremely tolerant and socially aware opinions during the traditional holiday meal. “Uncle Kenneth is always a handful. He just can’t help himself,” said Carl Childress, who works hard all year to keep a roof over this family’s…
Read MoreSex With Pregnant Women Now Illegal in Florida
Now that life begins at conception, sex with pregnant women will be considered sexual battery on a minor. “New and expecting parents will be required by law to sign a form stating they didn’t engage in any sexual contact after discovering the pregnancy.” Said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis during a press conference where he signed…
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