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Toronto latest Canadian city to not appreciate the humor in losing a postseason series to the Tampa Bay Lightning
The Tampa Bay Lightning defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs 2-1 in Game 7 of their first round series in the 2021-22 NHL playoffs Saturday night in Toronto. As a result, the Maple Leafs join the Montreal Canadiens and Calgary Flames as franchises that have lost a postseason series to the Lightning, who play in Tampa…
Read MoreAll of Tampa is Now Spice World
During a press conference today, Mayor Jane Castor announced a new partnership with the 90s pop group Spice Girls to officially license the name Spice World. “This has been on my agenda since the first day I was sworn in as mayor,” Castor told reporters. “Tampa has a lot of people smoking spice, and it’s…
Read MoreCity of Tampa appoints new Director of Leisure Services
The City of Tampa has appointed Theodore John Evans to head up the city’s newly created Leisure Services Department. “Tensions are elevated here in Tampa. Everyone is stressed out. We all need to relax,” said Mayor Jane Castor. “With that in mind, we’ve created a brand new agency to help us do exactly that. And…
Read MoreGronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu
Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…
Read MoreLaw enforcement supporters have mixed feelings about new Capitol Police field office in Tampa
Following last Tuesday’s announcement that the U.S. Capitol Police will open a Tampa office (as well as one in San Francisco) to investigate threats, members of the Florida Back The Blue Facebook group appear to not be sure how to react. “Hell yeah, more cops are always welcome here!”, said group organizer Kelli Campbell, setting…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis enjoying Clearwater Beach Spring Break
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis who has been busy making appearances all over the state to tout the fact that Florida is open for business, has brought that message to Clearwater Beach, where he took the opportunity to mix in some rest and relaxation. “I think people get the wrong idea about me sometimes”, he said,…
Read MoreNéstle Releases New Contaminated Glass and Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets
Nestlé Prepared Foods unveiled a new Hot Pocket flavor today at a maskless Gala ceremony in Weeki Wachee, FL. “We are proud to announce that our incredible team over at Hot Pockets really outdid themselves this time,” said Néstle President Skanky Kong. “For years we have wondered, how do we get our customers to remember us…
Read MoreArea lifestyle publication insists on trying to make people like Taco Bus
A Tampa-based media source for events and restaurants, concerts and shows, visual arts reviews, news and opinion, is continuing an ongoing and sustained effort to influence consumers into liking the Taco Bus local fast food chain, in spite of the fact that most people have already decided for themselves that it sucks. “Oh man, I…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis shows up late for tree lighting in Ybor
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis showed up very early this morning in Ybor City to participate in the 10th annual holiday tree lightning ceremony, which took place over two weeks ago. “I kind of wanted to avoid the crowd”, he said. “Plus, showing up fashionably late is something that’s cool to do.” The event was presented…
Read MoreGiuliani holds Ritz Carlton press conference in Tampa
“Well, now I’m really confused”, said Giuliani.
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