Hitler mustache makes St. Pete man even more attractive

Blint Clintleton, an extremely attractive kratom barista in St. Petersburg, has reached the unfortunate conclusion that he is even more attractive with a Toothbrush Mustache, commonly identified as The Hitler.

“I was already hot when I had just a regular beard and mustache,” Clintleton explained. “I trimmed it down to this as a joke to show my girlfriend and then I was going to shave it all the way off, but I made the mistake of looking in the mirror and discovering that I’m even hotter now. So hot that I simply can’t justify not rocking it.”

“There’s just no denying that I am totally pulling this off,” he added.

He fully understands that it’s a problematic display of facial hair.

“Maybe it would be better if I called it a Charlie Chaplin? He wore one, too,” proposed Clintleton.

“That probably would be for the best for a number of reasons, but God help me, that kind of takes something away from it for me,” said Shoshannah Rosenstein, his girlfriend.