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Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 22, 2020

Grampa Brooks

Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was African people starving to death? Now, I’ve already seen all of these goddamn TV shows!

Here’s your news.

Controversial youth coach gets second chance in Seminole Heights

By Clark Brooks |  March 16, 2020 | 0 Comments

Toddler Soccer

“Coach Galvin is a dynamic personality with years of experience working with young people. We feel he has a lot to offer our players and that they’re just going to love playing for Pops!”

And now, an announcement from Tampa News Force

By TNF | March 16, 2020 | 0 Comments

That's not good

Since every company from Target to Taco Bell is sending these out to customers, we figured we might as well do likewise.

St. Patrick’s Day basically the same this year

By Clark Brooks | March 17, 2020 | 0 Comments

Empty bar

“So what’s the worst that could happen? “

Tom Brady Signs Three-Game Deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

By Chingy Lopez | March 17, 2020 | 1 Comment

Tom Brady Joins the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Official New Photo in Uniform

While the sports world was shocked at the announcement that Tom Brady will be leaving the New England Patriots, new details have emerged from the historic contract that will see the famous quarterback play only three games with the Buccaneers. “We offered him $30 million for the whole season, but Tom told us that wouldn’t…

Robot becomes sentient at child’s book fair

By John Jacobs | March 18, 2020 | 0 Comments

Kids with a robot

“… half way through ‘Run Little Dog Run’, the robot began looking around the room as if it were coming into consciousness and studying it’s surroundings like a human would who had just come out of a coma.” Said 6th grade teacher Mrs. Jessica Melvins.

Tampa Bay Area thugs launch Covid-19 awareness program

By Clark Brooks | March 19, 2020 | 0 Comments


“… for a limited time while we all go through this global health crisis, not only do snitches NOT get stitches, but snitches will get ‘wiches.”

Rick Scott Sharts his Pants, Misses Senate Vote

By Chingy Lopez | March 19, 2020 | 0 Comments

Rick Scott Sharts his Pants, causing him to miss the vote that would have expanded sick leave for all Americans

Before the Senate held its vote to expand paid sick leave and provide two weeks of paid family and medical leave to all workers in the United States, Senator Rick Scott sharted his pants and had to excuse himself.  “I was getting ready to vote No because I don’t believe Americans should get paid the…

Coronavirus challenge explodes on Tik Tok

By John Jacobs | March 20, 2020 | 0 Comments


“Groups of children will circle around one of their friends and all begin coughing on them at the same time until they wake up, then they pour a bowl of bat soup onto their head and chant the lyrics of that old Busta Rhymes song, but instead of ‘Woohaa,’ they shout, ‘Wuhan!’”

Clark Brooks

About Clark Brooks

Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force. Comedian, writer and ordained minister. Twitter: @ClarkBrooks | Instagram:@ClarkBrooks54