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St. Pete man’s correct usage of current slang annoys granddaughter

By Clark Brooks | September 14, 2022
Grandpa

16-year-old Megyn Morton of St. Petersburg finds herself in an almost constant state of aggravation because of her grandfather Henry “Hank” Morton’s accurate usage of currently relevant slang terminology. “About a month ago, my parents bought him an iPhone 13, which is newer than my iPhone 10, by the way,” she said. “The idea was…

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New radical fringe group forms in Tampa

By Clark Brooks | October 25, 2020
Boomer Boys

A group of potential troublemakers has been spotted holding meetings at a popular Tampa gathering spot and authorities are concerned. “They haven’t actually done anything noteworthy… yet”, says Tampa Bay FBI Field Supervisor Agent Espi Onaje. “But we’re keeping an eye on them and we’ll make our move if and when the situation escalates. Americans…

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Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 29, 2020

By Clark Brooks | March 29, 2020
Grampa Brooks

I guess Millennials are off the hook now. They’re heading into their 30’s now. The real shitheads are these Gen Z shitheads. What is with these shitheads? Buncha shitheads. Here’s a week’s worth of news… Tom Brady changes mind, “Bay smells bad” – Monday, March 23 – Listen, I’ve been to Boston. It doesn’t exactly…

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Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 22, 2020

By Clark Brooks | March 22, 2020
Grampa Brooks

Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was African people starving to death? Now, I’ve already seen all of these goddamn TV shows! Here’s your news. Controversial youth coach gets second chance in Seminole Heights By Clark Brooks |  March 16, 2020 | 0 Comments “Coach Galvin is a dynamic personality…

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