Posts Tagged ‘Busch Gardens’
New attraction opens at Busch Gardens
Who’s excited to try this new experience?
Read MoreNew owner plans major changes for Tampa restaurant
Will you still visit this landmark spot?
Read MoreTragedy strikes at Busch Gardens
It’s so unfortunate that people had to witness this incident unfold.
Read MoreCity of Tampa robbed while visiting City of Tampa
The City of Tampa, Florida, recently hosted the entire City of Tampa, Kansas, all 100 or so residents, for a tour of their namesake city, during which the residents of Tampa, Kansas, were robbed of the City of Tampa, Kansas. “They took EVERYTHING! The post office, all the houses, the Santa Fe Trail Café, the…
Read MoreGiant rat that looks like Tucker Carlson born at Busch Gardens
Officials at Busch Gardens in Tampa have announced that a giant rat that looks like Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson was born recently at the theme park/zoological attraction’s nursery. “We noticed there was something seriously wrong with the hideous mutation almost immediately, but it was made apparent when the creature’s own mother rejected it,” said…
Read MoreCougars Find New Loophole
The cougar exhibit at Busch Gardens has some exciting new curious cats that have recently found a new loophole in their habitat. “We installed climbing ropes in the containment enclosure to simulate the type of climbing cougars find in the wild,” said Busch Gardens’ head of cougar rehabilitation, McDanish Brekfestret. “Instead of using the ropes,…
Read MoreBusch Gardens adds new no-thrill ride
“We are pleased to unveil our latest attraction, Gorofa na Polepole!”
Read MoreHacker changes Tampa amusement park’s name to “Busch Fartens”
In what has been referred to as an extremely juvenile cyber prank, Tampa’s Busch Gardens amusement park has been re-named “Busch Fartens”. “This wouldn’t be a big deal if it was just some dumb teenager hacking our system and changing the logo on our web site,” says park spokesperson Ann Hizer. “But they actually went…
Read MorePark goers demand refund after love bug fiasco
Busch Gardens – Tampa – Saturday, 5.18.19 Hundreds have lined up to receive full cash refunds from Busch Gardens after what’s being called a “love bug fiasco.” Thousands of love bugs descended on the amusement park Wednesday, causing meltdowns from numerous guests evolving into full on breakdowns for dozens of families. “It was awful,” said…
Read MoreBusch Gardens to allow CBD, Bongs and other Drug Paraphernalia
Busch Gardens – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.9.2019 To capitalize on the old woman being arrested at Disney for carrying CBD oil for her arthritis, Busch Gardens has announced it will allow all forms of CBD in the park. Along with the new rules, guests will be permitted to bring any ‘bongs’ or ‘drug paraphernalia’…
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