Posts Tagged ‘corona virus’
Teens who caused toilet paper hoarding panic ‘really, really sorry’
“Yeah, we’re sorry”, says 16-year-old Chad Didswell. “Yeah, really, really sorry”, says his best friend, 15-year-old Kevin Qug, as they exchanged a quick, subtle high-five when they thought I wasn’t looking.
Read MoreOld man declares pandemic over
“I’m smarter than all these goddamn high school dropouts.”
Read MoreDunedin man severely beaten for not washing his hands
Jim Philfer of Dunedin was attacked upon exiting a public restroom by a mob of angry people because he didn’t wash his hands. Philfer, a Rob Lowe-lookin’ motherfucker, says, “I was on a date, eating dinner at Casa Tina with this hot blonde whose name escapes me, and I excused myself to visit the men’s…
Read MoreTampa Area Strippers Concerned About Corona Virus
“We used to pick up singles with our butt cracks without a second thought. Now, we worry where it has been”
Read MoreCity of Tampa prepares for March events, keeping citizen safety in mind
“We want to keep people safe for sure, but we aren’t a bunch of little fucking bitches are we?”
Read More5 signs you may have Coronavirus
If you are ticklish you must get tested now.
Read MoreGoths, stoners, and doomsday preppers donate gas masks to fight Coronavirus
Three disparate groups banded together to donate their unused gas masks and time in an attempt to save lives.
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