Posts Tagged ‘florida man’
Florida Man Turns Rifle Into Fleshlight
Sometimes you have to make do 🔫
Read MoreCorpse of police dog accidentally served at Chick-fil-A
Good boy, even better sandwich!
Read MoreMan can feel death creeping in
Do you ever get that feeling?
Read MoreCops find middle-aged white man so unhinged that he can’t have guns
Last Wednesday, Clearwater Police Department and the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office seized the guns of David Berry, who was seen on video being aggressive toward landscapers Jeremy Lee and his daughter while holding an AR-9 rifle earlier this month. On July 7, Berry confronted Mr. Lee and his daughter while they were trying to mow a…
Read MoreMan goes full week without texting his ex
A Tampa man is being recognized for his efforts after going an entire week without texting his ex girlfriend. “It’s super hard, and every day is brutal, but I’m doing it!” He said to me in confidence. “You’re not going to write about this are you?” He asked. “Of course I am, this is a…
Read MoreLetter from IRS bodes poor for TNF writer’s future
An email from the IRS was sent to TNF writer Chris Coon, and we’ve published the message in it’s entirety here: From The Internal Revenue Service: To Christopher Coon, CEO of “Chris Coon’s Flimsy Alligator Tax Shelter,” I am hereby denying the tax exempt status of your organization. Your mission statement: “Alligators should be more…
Read MoreWhere to fight in Tampa
3. Court If you want to fight in Tampa, the only way you can legally get away with the literal definition of fighting is to go to court, whether it’s against a person or the state. The state is more desirable because less humanitarian suffering. You can fight in a very high stakes medium which…
Read MoreWUSF to premiere new community affairs show
WUSF (89.7 FM), west central Florida’s only National Public Radio station, is introducing a new program, intended to provide meaningful and relevant content that enhances a previously underrepresented local community’s quality of life. Beginning next Wednesday at 3:23 in the morning “because that’s when the intended audience seems to be up and doing things”, said…
Read MoreArkansas senator granted honorary Florida Man status
“I’m not sure he’s as opposed to ‘virtue signaling’ as he seems to think he is.”
Read MoreThousands prepare to flock to state they say they can’t stand
As traditional social activities begin resuming under somewhat “normal”, pre-COVID conditions, many people who claim to hate the state of Florida are making plans to visit the state of Florida. “Man, everything about that place is straight-up trash, with meth and STD’s everywhere”, said Chad Wheeley, a sophomore at Syracuse University. “And I can not…
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