Posts Tagged ‘Largo’
Brewery Explosion Causes Beer to Rain Down on Certain Parts of Largo County
An explosion at the Hidden Sun Brewery in Downtown Largo momentarily caused beer to rain down over certain parts of the fourth largest city in Tampa Bay. “I was strolling with my baby on one of the 640 acres of park land in Largo when the rains started coming in,” said Shannon McBeel, a new…
Read MoreLargo man who didn’t participate in Capitol riot has nothing to apologize for
A Largo man who admitted he might have thrown a wood plank and sprayed and hurled a fire extinguisher at police officers during the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol if he had been there is now glad that he realized the wrongfulness of those actions before they could even take place, according to…
Read MoreConservative Aldi Supermarket to Open in Largo
A new Trump-themed Aldi supermarket is opening along US-19 in Largo, FL. “We pretty much took Aldi’s concept and made it for Patriots only,” said supermarket founder, Chaz Rocket. “I’m also happy to announce that we will be open in time for Trumparilla baby!” Rocket then took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted a shirt…
Read MoreGuy with no reason to even be there ruins Super Bowl party
Chad Didilitz of Clearwater wrecked a perfectly fine Big Game gathering at a sports bar in Largo Sunday evening. “It’s about an hour before kick-off and everybody is already bummed out because of that guy”, said Mandy Tannenbaum, a server at Guzzlenutz Drink & Sportsery, referring to Didilitz, wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, sulking by…
Read MoreSexual tension between Dunkin’ Radio personalities makes Largo customer uncomfortable
“It’s so sexually charged that it makes it hard for me to relax”, she said.
Read MoreClown ruins child’s birthday party
Mark Broberg, who works as a birthday clown for-hire under the name Sparkles Sunshine, ruined the 6th birthday party of Erik Cramer of Largo by showing up as U.S. representative for Florida’s 1st congressional district Matt Gaetz. “Totally my fault. I feel terrible and I’ve already given the Cramers a full refund and an apology”,…
Read MoreGolf cart company severs some contact with The Villages
Pete’s Puttering Putt-Putts, a luxury golf cart dealership in Largo would like the general public to know that they no longer do any business whatsoever with customers who reside in The Villages. “We’d like people to know that,” says Pete Putterman, owner and CEO. “But it isn’t true. Are you kidding? That’s the source of…
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