Posts Tagged ‘NHL Playoffs’
Lightning goal horn sounds prematurely again
At last night’s NHL Eastern Conference Final game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers, which the Lightning won 4-1 to even the best-of-seven series at two games apiece, the goal horn went off after a shot from Lightning defenseman Jan Ruuta went wide of the net at the 14:50 mark of the…
Read MoreLightning fan can’t believe how little attention paid to Lightning during Rangers-Hurricanes game
Tom Fidness of Tampa is amazed that ESPN’s announcers didn’t mention the Tampa Bay Lightning during tonight’s second round playoff Game 7 between the New York Rangers and Carolina Hurricanes very much. “It was all Rangers this, Hurricanes that. Like they were the only teams that matter”, said Fidness about the game between the only…
Read MoreToronto latest Canadian city to not appreciate the humor in losing a postseason series to the Tampa Bay Lightning
The Tampa Bay Lightning defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs 2-1 in Game 7 of their first round series in the 2021-22 NHL playoffs Saturday night in Toronto. As a result, the Maple Leafs join the Montreal Canadiens and Calgary Flames as franchises that have lost a postseason series to the Lightning, who play in Tampa…
Read MoreProof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!
Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…
Read MoreLightning dress code expanded to accept anything
In the wake of a recent incident captured on video of Amalie Arena staff members attempting to enforce a dress code policy that went viral on line, the arena has announced that the parameters of the policy have been broadened and will now allow patrons to wear anything they want. The previous policy was as…
Read MoreLightning’s Vasilevskiy refuses to wear mask anymore
As the Tampa Bay Lightning prepare for Game 1 of the NHL’s Stanley Cup Finals against the Dallas Stars tomorrow night, goaltender Andrei Vasilevskiy has declared that he will no longer wear his protective goalie mask. “It’s a violation of my freedom, I think, and then also I just don’t think they work,” he says.…
Read MoreAs the NHL season ends, Lightning wonder “How can we screw this up?”
Amalie Arena – Tampa – Wednesday, 3.20.2019 With the Tampa Bay Lightning ranking first place amongst the NHL, locals and team-members alike have been wondering, “How are we going to screw this up?” Some have hypothesized that the Lightning will have a deep playoff run and lose in the Eastern conference finals, while others worry…
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