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Read MoreWhite couple in Tampa Heights loves their African-themed bedding
Todd Ginfey and his live-in girlfriend Rachel Bloorb recently purchased the African American Pretty Girl Duvet Cover Set Queen Size, 3-Piece Bedding Set with Zipper Closure and Corner Ties from Amazon.com for their loft in Tampa Heights. “I gotta say, this ethnic blanket really helps me sleep better,” said Todd. “Because my conscience is clearer.”…
Read MoreScientist discovers white people DO have a racist bone in their bodies
A scientist at the University of South Florida has determined that in spite of years and years of claims to the contrary, white people actually do have a racist bone in their bodies. “The as-yet unnamed newly discovered bone, joining the 206 previously known, can be found in the skull but is not part of…
Read MoreBrooksville praises re-naming of Cleveland baseball team
Following the announcement that Cleveland’s Major League Baseball team has decided to change it’s name from the Indians to the Guardians, the move received a surprising endorsement from the city of Brooksville, Florida. “We here in Brooksville wholeheartedly support this decision by the Cleveland baseball team. Sure, it’s the end of a tradition but let’s…
Read MoreAlternative to critical race theory to be taught in Florida schools this fall
In a press conference at Tampa Heights Elementary Magnet School Saturday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced that there will be changes made to the state’s public education curriculum, but Critical Race Theory is still off the table. “Okay, we’re willing to acknowledge that some of our teaching resources might… might… be a little out of…
Read MoreRacists claim victory in Tampa Bay Lightning line-up “failure”
For the first time in the 104-year history of the NHL, a forward line consisting of all black players started a game when the Tampa Bay Lightning sent out Daniel Walcott, Gemel Smith and Mathieu Joseph to begin Monday night’s tilt against the Florida Panthers in Sunrise, a game the Lightning lost 4-0. “Welp, I guess that settles…
Read MoreBrooksville doctor establishes link between diabetes and racism
A general practitioner in Brooksville has proven that there is a direct link between diabetes and racism. The theory of the two conditions possibly being related came to light last week when a high school basketball broadcaster in Oklahoma referred to the Norman High School girls basketball team kneeling during the national anthem prior to…
Read MorePizza box model cancels himself
Mark Arcidiaco of Tarpon Springs is the premiere pizza box model in the world, but recently he’s decided to abandon his career out of concern that he has been causing harm to Italian-Americans. “I’ve appeared on pizza boxes all over North America. From Edmonton, Alberta, to Key West, Florida, from Wallagrass, Maine to San Diego,…
Read MoreNRSC Selects Rick Scott to Make US Senate More Racist
After Republicans lost the US Senate majority, the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) selected Florida Senator and Slender Man impersonator, Rick Scott, as their new Chairman. “As you may have heard, I have just now taken over as the Chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee,” said Scott in a video message he released on…
Read MoreBrooksville influencer launches social media platform for racists
Todd Barbersack of Brooksville is a social media influencer and app designer, who believes he has invented what will be the next big thing in social media. He says, “It’s called MinstrelGram and it’s designed to celebrate a sadly unappreciated and forgotten form of very specific American entertainment: white people putting on blackface make-up to…
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