Posts Tagged ‘st. petersburg’
Both St. Pete mayoral candidates are huge cowards
Ken Welch and Robert Blackmon are the final two candidates for the November 2nd general election that will eventually seat the next mayor of St. Petersburg, and while they may have different ideas about how best to fulfill that obligation, they both share the distinction of being huge cowards. Three weeks ago, Tampa News Force…
Read MoreSt. Pete man’s dying words express regret for getting vaccinated
Eddie Mulmswood of St. Petersburg passed away yesterday and used his last words to say that more than anything else, he wished he’d never gotten vaccinated against COVID. “You would have thought his greatest regret was getting drunk and walking into traffic on a Thursday afternoon”, said his son-in-law Jerry Oyler. “I mean, since he…
Read MoreVax-hesitant woman in St. Pete REALLY nervous after suffering no side effects
Amanda Fleary of St. Petersburg, who was hesitant to receive a vaccination against COVID, is worried more than ever about the vaccine after finally taking it but not suffering any of the side effects associated with it. “I held off on getting it for so long, because I just didn’t know if it was safe”,…
Read MoreQUIZ: Where should you live in Tampa Bay?
Are you thinking of packing up and leaving that shithole you call home and moving to the Tampa Bay Area? Good call! But where is the best place within this slice of Heaven On Earth for you? Take our quiz and find out!
Read MorePolitical bickering between DeSantis and Kriseman hampering red tide relief efforts
A battle along political lines between Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman is creating an unnecessary delay in emergency funding from the state getting to the city to help deal with tons of dead sea life washing up on Pinellas beaches due to a red tide outbreak. Tampa News Force has…
Read MoreSt. Pete man disappointed with Tinder date
Gregg Glizistky of St. Petersburg feels like he’s been deceived by a woman he matched with on the popular dating app, Tinder. “All these profiles are basically the same”, he said. “They say, ‘Hi, I like to go out to eat, enjoy live music, working out, watching sports and leisure activities and dogs and art.…
Read MoreProtestors seek to cancel Grand Prix
A group of protestors attempted to disrupt Indy Pro 2000 qualifying at the Firestone Grand Prix of St. Petersburg this morning in an attempt to get the event cancelled. “We’re huge fans of Indy racing itself but the name of the race is highly offensive”, said Thad Talbert of St. Pete. “We just want to…
Read MoreSt. Pete couple breaks up on Valentine’s Day after argument over punctuation
Keith Umbrage and Mandy Speppers of St. Petersburg have broken up with Speppers moving out, ending a 2-year-long romantic relationship. “That’s it, I’ve had it. I’m outta there. He’s ridiculous”, said Speppers as she loaded a bag with clothes and personal items into her 2016 Mazda CX-3. “She wants to act like she ended it?…
Read MoreTNF Super Bowl LV Prediction Preview: Today will be the most Tampa day in the history of Tampa
We’re either going to celebrate or whatever the opposite of celebrate is, but no matter what, tonight Tampa is a verb as well as a noun and we are going to Tampa like we have never Tampa’d before.
Read MoreManiac attacks beloved cultural icon
To the relief of his legion of fans all over the world, Simpson is okay.
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