Posts Tagged ‘Stanley Cup playoffs’
Garrison Channel fish is sad that Lightning won’t three-peat
A fish that lives in Garrison Channel behind Amalie Arena is very disappointed to learn that the Tampa Bay Lightning lost 2-1 to the Colorado Avalanche in Game 6 of the 2022 Stanley Cup Final Sunday night, ending their championship winning streak at two. “No b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boat parade?”, it asked in bubble language. “Golly. That’s sad.”…
Read MoreLightning head to Colorado early to acclimate to high altitude
The Tampa Bay Lightning left for Denver yesterday, two days early in order to adjust to the higher altitude prior to Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final against the Colorado Avalanche, a series in which the Lightning currently trail, two games to one. “We didn’t play very well out there in Games 1 and…
Read MoreStamkos spotted leaving Ybor hotel with Prince of Wales Trophy
Tampa Bay Lightning captain Steven Stamkos was spotted leaving Hotel Haya in Ybor City early this morning with the NHL’s Prince of Wales Trophy, following the Lightning’s 2-1 series-clinching win over the New York Rangers in a Game 6 of the NHL Eastern Conference Final last night at Amalie Arena. The Prince of Wales Trophy…
Read MoreLightning fan can’t believe how little attention paid to Lightning during Rangers-Hurricanes game
Tom Fidness of Tampa is amazed that ESPN’s announcers didn’t mention the Tampa Bay Lightning during tonight’s second round playoff Game 7 between the New York Rangers and Carolina Hurricanes very much. “It was all Rangers this, Hurricanes that. Like they were the only teams that matter”, said Fidness about the game between the only…
Read MoreCanadian dad cancels Tampa Bay Area as family vacation destination
Following the Tampa Bay Lightning’s 1-0 defeat of the Montreal Canadiens in Game 5 the 2021 Stanley Cup Final, Matt Tremblay of Laval, Quebec, has sworn to never bring his family to visit the Tampa Bay area again. “That’s it! I’ve had it with Tampa! No more!”, he ranted as the seconds ticked down Wednesday…
Read MoreTampa Bay Lightning win third Stanley Cup; officially not cute anymore
The Tampa Bay Lightning have won the 2021 Stanley Cup, with a 1-0 win over the Montreal Canadiens in Game 5 of the Final, to win the best-of-seven series four games to one. It’s the third time in the franchise’s history being crowned champions of the National Hockey League and the sports world has decided…
Read MoreProof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!
Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…
Read MoreTampa Bay postseason sports excitement resumes today
For the first time ever, the Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) and Florida Panthers (37-14-5) will square off in the NHL’s Stanley Cup Playoffs, with Game 1 of the first round taking place in Sunrise, tonight at 7:30pm. The Lightning’s first season was in 1992 and the two teams have been in the league together since…
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