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Garrison Channel fish is sad that Lightning won’t three-peat

A fish that lives in Garrison Channel behind Amalie Arena is very disappointed to learn that the Tampa Bay Lightning lost 2-1 to the Colorado Avalanche in Game 6 of the 2022 Stanley Cup Final Sunday night, ending their championship winning streak at two. “No b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boat parade?”, it asked in bubble language. “Golly. That’s sad.”…

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Stamkos spotted leaving Ybor hotel with Prince of Wales Trophy

Stamkos Haya

Tampa Bay Lightning captain Steven Stamkos was spotted leaving Hotel Haya in Ybor City early this morning with the NHL’s Prince of Wales Trophy, following the Lightning’s 2-1 series-clinching win over the New York Rangers in a Game 6 of the NHL Eastern Conference Final last night at Amalie Arena. The Prince of Wales Trophy…

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Proof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!

NHL Meeting

Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…

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Tampa Bay postseason sports excitement resumes today


For the first time ever, the Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) and Florida Panthers (37-14-5) will square off in the NHL’s Stanley Cup Playoffs, with Game 1 of the first round taking place in Sunrise, tonight at 7:30pm. The Lightning’s first season was in 1992 and the two teams have been in the league together since…

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