Posts Tagged ‘Super Bowl’
Taylor Swift eats out Travis Kelce’s ass after Super Bowl win
What a sweet post-game treat! 🏈🍑🏆
Read MoreAre you ready for The Big Game?
Well, are you, big boy??
Read MoreTampa Bar Going All Out For the Big Game
Are YOU ready? Don’t answer that until tomorrow,
Read MoreTampa Man Might Have Deep-Seated, Unspoken Reasons to Root Against Chiefs
Do you have a valid reason to irrationally hate Taylor and Travis?
Read MoreClearwater bookie refuses to accept Super Bowl prop bet
Cliff Sizzli of Clearwater, operating from a home “office”, offers a service to people by transacting illegal, unsanctioned bets of all kinds on sporting events. But there’s one bet he refused to consider for this year’s Super Bowl. “Novelty or exotic bets are a good sideline for me. And I’ll book almost anything, from individual…
Read MoreSuper Bowl boycotts Tom Brady
For the second time in 3 years, the NFL Super Bowl has boycotted Tom brady without any explanation. “Just because we lose, doesn’t mean Tom shouldn’t be in the Super Bowl.” Said Chet Lamley, 4th-string running receiver for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. “We’re working on changing the rules of the league so Tom will be…
Read MoreNFL offering losing Super Bowl merch as NFTs
“In this case, ‘NFT’ stands for ‘No Football Trophy'”
Read MoreClearwater man advocates for Super Bowl becoming official holiday
Craig Shoomaker of Clearwater firmly believes that the Super Bowl, the annual championship of the National Football League, should be declared a federal holiday. “It just makes sense; it’s a day when we all come together and celebrate,” he said. “Isn’t that what holidays are for?” He gestured to the people gathered at the Super…
Read MoreDr. Dre cancels Super Bowl Half Time Show performance because of scheduling conflict with plans to suplex woman
New York— The NFL announced today that world renowned reader of other people’s lyrics and head phone CEO extraordinaire, Dr. Dre, will not be able to perform at Super Bowl LVI in Inglewood, California. According to half time show producer Jay-Z, while eating a cheeseburger at El Cap in St. Petersburg, “there was an oversight…
Read MoreRays nervously monitoring championship ring escalation
“Cripes, they just keep raising the damn bar with these things”, exclaimed Sternberg. “It’s not enough that they have to be totally encrusted in jewels, they have to be fidget spinners and dioramas too? How’s (Lightning owner Jeff) Vinik gonna top this Bucs ring? I don’t know but you know he will.”
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