Posts Tagged ‘Super Bowl’
NFL offering losing Super Bowl merch as NFTs
“In this case, ‘NFT’ stands for ‘No Football Trophy'”
Read MoreClearwater man advocates for Super Bowl becoming official holiday
Craig Shoomaker of Clearwater firmly believes that the Super Bowl, the annual championship of the National Football League, should be declared a federal holiday. “It just makes sense; it’s a day when we all come together and celebrate,” he said. “Isn’t that what holidays are for?” He gestured to the people gathered at the Super…
Read MoreDr. Dre cancels Super Bowl Half Time Show performance because of scheduling conflict with plans to suplex woman
New York— The NFL announced today that world renowned reader of other people’s lyrics and head phone CEO extraordinaire, Dr. Dre, will not be able to perform at Super Bowl LVI in Inglewood, California. According to half time show producer Jay-Z, while eating a cheeseburger at El Cap in St. Petersburg, “there was an oversight…
Read MoreRays nervously monitoring championship ring escalation
“Cripes, they just keep raising the damn bar with these things”, exclaimed Sternberg. “It’s not enough that they have to be totally encrusted in jewels, they have to be fidget spinners and dioramas too? How’s (Lightning owner Jeff) Vinik gonna top this Bucs ring? I don’t know but you know he will.”
Read MoreAdam Johnson returns Lombardi trophy to NFL Hall of Fame
Accused US Capitol insurrectionist Adam Johnson of Parrish has confiscated the Lombardi Trophy, won by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl LV earlier this month, and has returned it to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio. “I’ve recently learned the importance of handling property with care. especially if that property doesn’t…
Read MoreTampa man misses Super Bowl by one week
Scott Nurkington of Tampa bought a ticket to attend Super Bowl LV, held in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium on February 7th, but missed the event because he didn’t show up until yesterday. “What the hell!”, he exclaimed. “It’s over? Are you kidding me?” “I’m not the biggest sports fan but this was a big…
Read MoreBucs sign Brady’s celebration attendant to contract extension
The world champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed Boof Noosler to a one-year contract extension, following today’s celebratory boat parade. Noosler, whose job consists entirely of making sure quarterback Tom Brady doesn’t fall down and hurt himself after drinking too much tequila, has been deemed “absolutely essential” by general manager Jason Licht. “if there’s one…
Read MoreTNF refutes accusations of Super Bowl streaker shenanigans
Following an incident involving a man running on the field during the fourth quarter of Super Bowl LV at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa last night, beloved and totally legitimate local media outlet Tampa News Force (TNF) is facing scurrilous accusations of orchestrating the cheap stunt to generate publicity. “That’s outrageous and 100% untrue”, said…
Read MoreA Season That Happened: A look back at TNF’s 2020 Buccaneers coverage
Well, it’s all over, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers whooped the Kansas City Chiefs 31-9 in Super Bowl LV, a game that wasn’t even that close. I mean, let’s be honest. We, all of us here in Tampa Bay, are World Champions in another sport. Tampa News Force has been there for every bit of it,…
Read MoreBucs less than hospitable as Super Bowl LV hosts
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 31-9 in Super Bowl LV at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday night to claim the title of World Champions on behalf of the Tampa Bay Area once again. In the first Super Bowl to see a team play in their home stadium, the Bucs were…
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