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“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season

Tom's Night Out

With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict within his relationship with his wife Gisele Bündchen, the team decided to intervene and arranged for a “boys night out” to lift Brady’s spirits and re-focus him on the 2022…

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Bucs excited to try out new protective headgear

New Bucs Helmets

When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers kick off the 2022 season tonight in Dallas against the Cowboys, they’ll be sporting new helmets, designed by the Nintendo corporation for maximum protection against head injuries. “Nobody is as ahead of the curve in terms of protecting their characters more than the video game industry,” said Mike Rivers, Buccaneers…

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Bucs release special edition jersey

Schrodinger

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…

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Tom Brady return tweet caused 15% rent hike in Tampa

Hours after Tom Brady tweeted his unretirement, the average rent price in Tampa skyrocketed by 15%. The move was made after a message which circulated on landlords.net, explained how all rental owners could gouge their customers and they couldn’t do anything about it. “Everybody loves Tom Brady, if my tenant won’t pay the rent increase,…

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Tom Brady announces retirement at Hooters

Brady retires

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ended a week of speculation about his future by officially announcing his retirement from the NFL at a party he hosted at Hooters on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa today. “It’s cold outside, Gasparilla is a huge mob scene so I figured why not throw a little get together at…

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Tampa News Force scales back Tom Brady coverage

TNF Tom

Tampa News Force, renowned for the best and most comprehensive coverage of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has decided to reduce the amount of time and resources previously devoted to that pursuit. Readers may have already noticed that we haven’t been doing post-game reports on Bucs games like we did last season. There are…

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Brady masters Milk Crate Challenge

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback participated in, and successfully completed the Milk Crate Challenge on Tuesday at Copeland Park in Tampa. The trending fad consisting of stacking milk crates in a kind of pyramid/staircase configuration that people attempt (and usually fail) to climb and descend has resulted in videos on social media platforms with over 90…

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Brady honed White House comedy chops at Tampa Bay open mics

Brady Open Mic

“What a great experience”, said Brady. “Really effective means of practicing. Nobody was there so there was no pressure. And some, not all, of the comics were very supportive and helpful. I’ll definitely do this again when we win next year’s Super Bowl, Ooops, I mean ‘IF’ we win next year! Ha ha!”

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Tom Brady purchases new residence in Tampa

Tom Brady's New Home

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has purchased a new home in the Robles Park neighborhood of Tampa. “Since I signed my contract extension and I’m going to be here a while, I figured it was time to put down some more permanent roots,” Brady said. “Staying at Jeter’s place has been nice; life is…

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Tom Brady Fulfills Child’s Dream of Beating Him with a Bat

Tom Brady allows child to beat him up with a bat

During one of his many unmasked visits to a local children’s hospital, Tom Brady surprised a sick seven-year-old boy by fulfilling his wish of beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers star quarterback with an aluminum bat. “I was all out of footballs and he wanted me to sign his bat,” said a bruised-up Brady.  The seven-time…

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