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How to celebrate Tom Brady Retirement Day

Feb 1

Every year since last year, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback and future NFL Hall of Famer Tom Brady retires on February 1st, ending his legendary and unprecedented career for 40 days. Here are some ways you can get in on the fun and celebrate this annual occasion… QUIT YOUR JOB That’s enough of that. Just walk…

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Tom Brady knew about Covid, moved to Florida

Brady Covid

New articles on fakenewsdaily.net have revealed that Tom Brady knew about Covid before it happened which is why he decided to move to Tampa. “He was privy to information before the public which stated, Covid would be released in China then slowly spread to America and shut things down, noting that Florida would be one…

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Tampa Bay lawyers eager to help Tom and Gisele

Hurray Lawyers

Local personal injury attorneys are ready and able to assist Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady and his soon-to-be ex-wife Gisele Bündchen as they begin preliminary steps to dissolve their marriage. “Now is the time to come to the aid of people who so desperately need it,” said John Morgan. “Of course I’m talking about…

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“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season

Tom's Night Out

With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict within his relationship with his wife Gisele Bündchen, the team decided to intervene and arranged for a “boys night out” to lift Brady’s spirits and re-focus him on the 2022…

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Bucs excited to try out new protective headgear

New Bucs Helmets

When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers kick off the 2022 season tonight in Dallas against the Cowboys, they’ll be sporting new helmets, designed by the Nintendo corporation for maximum protection against head injuries. “Nobody is as ahead of the curve in terms of protecting their characters more than the video game industry,” said Mike Rivers, Buccaneers…

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Bucs release special edition jersey

Schrodinger

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…

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Tom Brady return tweet caused 15% rent hike in Tampa

Hours after Tom Brady tweeted his unretirement, the average rent price in Tampa skyrocketed by 15%. The move was made after a message which circulated on landlords.net, explained how all rental owners could gouge their customers and they couldn’t do anything about it. “Everybody loves Tom Brady, if my tenant won’t pay the rent increase,…

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Tom Brady announces retirement at Hooters

Brady retires

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ended a week of speculation about his future by officially announcing his retirement from the NFL at a party he hosted at Hooters on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa today. “It’s cold outside, Gasparilla is a huge mob scene so I figured why not throw a little get together at…

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Tampa News Force scales back Tom Brady coverage

TNF Tom

Tampa News Force, renowned for the best and most comprehensive coverage of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has decided to reduce the amount of time and resources previously devoted to that pursuit. Readers may have already noticed that we haven’t been doing post-game reports on Bucs games like we did last season. There are…

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