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Apparently The Rock is serious about bringing back the XFL?

XFL TV

Tuesday the XFL announced a new, global multi-year agreement with The Walt Disney Company and ESPN, which includes exclusive broadcast rights for all gameday content, tentpole events and more, for its upcoming 2023 season through 2027. Each season, all 43 games (40 regular season games, two playoffs, one championship) will be featured on a combination…

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Tampa Bay Vipers caught impersonating Toronto Raptors

Trestman: busted!

The currently dormant XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers have been caught impersonating the NBA’s Toronto Raptors, in an elaborate scheme to commit fraud and get some workout time for the players. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver made the discovery when he removed what turned out to be a Pascal Siakam mask from the head of a man…

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’76 Buccaneers preparing to celebrate Vipers first win

Bad football

Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…

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Tampa Bay Vipers Home Opener Guide

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After a disappointing 0-2 start to the inaugural XFL season, the Tampa Bay Vipers have not given up hope of being the first XFL team to have a perfect losing record. “We are trying to get a solid 0-10 record this year,” said head coach Marc Tressman, “I hate scoring touchdowns.” Tampa Bay Vipers fans…

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Tampa Bay Vipers sponsor snake orgy

Sssssssnakes

“Typically, a fan fest consists of opportunities to meet the players, take pictures, get autographs and buy tickets and merchandise. I thought, ‘if we can’t do that, what’s the next best thing?’ and the answer is obvious: a bunch of snakes having sex!”

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Tampa Bay Vipers Hold First Python Hunt

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As part of a new team building exercise, the Tampa Bay Vipers have set off on a group expedition to rid the Florida Everglades of the invasive Burmese Pythons in preparation for this January’s Python Bowl. “They say the more pythons we catch, the bigger our paychecks will be when we inevitably get paid,” said…

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