Posts Tagged ‘XFL Vipers’
The Rock offers Vipers back to Tampa Bay
XFL League Owner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with the full, enthusiastic backing of the City of Las Vegas, Nevada, has offered the league’s team franchise known as the Vipers back to the Tampa Bay region where it originated in 2020. “Here. You guys want this?” he queried. “You can have it.” “Yes, absolutely. It’s yours…
Read MoreDiehard Vipers fan just found out team no longer exists
Tyler Gertle, a self-described “superfan” of the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers has just become aware that his favorite team doesn’t even exist anymore. “I was at Applebees Saturday night and there was some football game on, between teams representing Houston and Orlando. I was like, ‘oh, Orlando has a new lower tier, bush league football…
Read MoreVipers caught playing football in Raymond James
The Tampa Bay Vipers, a currently retired XFL team, were caught playing a game of football in their old home location of Raymond James Stadium at 3 am this morning, when a security guard on his rounds stumbled upon the event. “They were all up and playing a full-on game of football with each other…
Read More’76 Buccaneers preparing to celebrate Vipers first win
Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…
Read MoreDozens injured in viral XFL Viper challenge
Every participant of the challenge was bitten in a furious fashion by their Vipers including two Tampa Vipers players who attempted the challenge as well.
Read MoreTampa Bay Vipers Home Opener Guide
After a disappointing 0-2 start to the inaugural XFL season, the Tampa Bay Vipers have not given up hope of being the first XFL team to have a perfect losing record. “We are trying to get a solid 0-10 record this year,” said head coach Marc Tressman, “I hate scoring touchdowns.” Tampa Bay Vipers fans…
Read MoreTampa Bay Vipers sponsor snake orgy
“Typically, a fan fest consists of opportunities to meet the players, take pictures, get autographs and buy tickets and merchandise. I thought, ‘if we can’t do that, what’s the next best thing?’ and the answer is obvious: a bunch of snakes having sex!”
Read MoreTampa Bay Vipers thankful to finally have sports spotlight to themselves
Now that Super Bowl LIV is over and the 2019-20 NFL season has concluded, the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers are in a position to draw the undivided attention of local sports fans. “This is going to be an excellent opportunity for us to get some real traction in the community,” says Markk Gullekk, the team’s…
Read MoreVipers season cancelled before it starts
The front office of the Tampa XFL team has released a statement claiming that the upcoming season for the Tampa Bay Vipers has been cancelled before it even started. “Due to the underwhelming response from the community regarding our Florida branch of extreme football, we will be cancelling our participation in this calendar years’ XFL…
Read MoreVipers action figure actually recycled Chinese toy
The Vipers new action figure debuted alongside the uniform reveal, however upon slight inspection, it was determined that the Vipers action figures were actually recycled Chinese fast-food toys, which came alongside a “Hong-sai” Burger as part of the Komomora meal sold at select Shanghai Komomora Burger locations. The original action figure was named, “Lǜsè Qiáng…
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