Posts by Chingy Lopez
Best Things Laced with Fentanyl in Tampa
What is your favorite thing to have laced with fentanyl? š
Read MoreLocal Man Devours 10-Pound Burrito, Wins Lifetime Supply of Tums
Could you meet this challenge?
Read MoreRestaurant Chastised for Not Having Enough People on Staff
Would you support an establishment like this? š„”
Read MoreSt. Pete Woman Finds Intruder Sleeping in Her Bed, Offers Him Coffee and Breakfast
Would you be this forgiving? š“
Read MoreWhatās the Best Time to Go to Trader Joes?
Iām asking for a friend because they have never been. Have you been to Trader Joeās lately? The prices are incredible, but I hate waiting in my car. I also hate getting there and having to wait to see produce because other people are in my way. I also hate waiting to check out. I…
Read MoreWrestlemania deemed most important cultural event in Tampa history
As wrestling fans from around the world gather in Tampa for the first Wrestlemania since Covid-19 lockdowns, local historians are already deeming the event the most important cultural event in the history of the city. āOf all the important events that have blessed this city, I can confidently say Wrestlemania 37 will be our most…
Read MoreTampaās Best Hidden Gems
Sprawling over 400 square miles, the Tampa Bay Area is home to a massive trove of undiscovered potential. So today we are counting down the top hidden gems that make this area one of the best places to live in the world. 5. Emeralds Emeraldās Bar in Downtown St. Pete is a wonderful little dive…
Read MoreTampa Celebrates Lower Sales Tax by Sitting in Traffic Longer
Thanks to a recent decision by the Florida Supreme Court, Tampa residents can finally stop paying the disastrously large sales tax referendum that raised half a billion dollars to improve traffic in Hillsborough County. āWhile the money had been collected, we felt it was better for us to sue the 57% of voters that approved…
Read MoreConservative Aldi Supermarket to Open in Largo
A new Trump-themed Aldi supermarket is opening along US-19 in Largo, FL. āWe pretty much took Aldiās concept and made it for Patriots only,ā said supermarket founder, Chaz Rocket. āIām also happy to announce that we will be open in time for Trumparilla baby!ā Rocket then took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted a shirt…
Read MoreDr Seuss Book Saves Child from Stabbing
A Tampa elementary school third grader is safe today after his six copies of recently banned Dr. Seuss books stopped an accidental stabbing from a megachurch pastor during a sermon. āI was trying to prove a point about cancel culture,ā said Dennis McWelkins, pastor of Calvary Lake of Second Baptist Creek Community Church. McWelkins is…
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