Posts by Josh Santos
Tampa Breaks Ground on Largest Conversion Therapy Camp
Megachurch pastor, Wally B. Hartwallace was very happy upon hearing the latest verdict striking down the City of Tampa’s ban on conversion therapy. “I had already bought the land right here in the heart of Downtown Tampa,” said Pastor Hartwallace who is also a host of the popular Christian AM Talk Show. The pastor had…
Read MoreRick Scott Condemns School Teacher for Working Two Jobs
A teacher in Hillsborough County is making headlines after capturing the attention of Florida Senator Rick Scott for having to work two jobs to survive. “This so-called educator is in our classrooms indoctrinating good American boys and girls with his liberal opinions while also working as a barista at the Starbucks inside of a Barnes…
Read MoreTampa Business Owner Digs Through Garage for Old Rays Memorabilia
In an attempt to congratulate the Tampa Bay Rays on their playoff achievement, local business owner Manny Plaqueiao spent much of his weekend digging through his garage looking for his old Rays memorabilia to hang up around his place of business. “I went to one game this year when they had the $2 tickets,” said…
Read MoreTampa Business Owner Spends $75,000 to Lose Creative Loafing Best of the Bay
Tampa Business owner Led Wahtah, is upset after spending $75,000 on online marketing for a failed bid to secure a coveted Creative Loafing ‘Best of the Bay 2019’ award. “This was our first year in business and our consultants told us to target some Facebook ads, get that CL ‘Best of the Bay 2019’ sticker…
Read MoreRick Scott demands cages for children be made in America
Florida Senator Rick Scott is calling on all Americans to stop buying Chinese products, specifically when it comes to the cages they place children in at private prison facilities. “These kids don’t deserve to be in cheap Chinese cages,” the Senator said while speaking to a crowd of reporters. “Chinese steel is very cheap and…
Read MoreTampa News Force Announces Viper Vision XFL Coverage Initiative
With the announcement of the Tampa Bay Vipers setting up shop in Plant City Stadium, Tampa News Force has partnered with the XFL to provide the latest happenings and most up-to-date news and information concerning the reboot of the XFL. This new initiative has been dubbed Viper Vision and will keep fans in the loop…
Read MoreTampa Developers Hope Newly Completed Luxury Apartment Building Remains Vacant
After more than two years of construction and over $100 million spent on crews and materials, RiverLuxWalk Apartments has begun accepting applications for tenants with requirements that are impossible to meet. “Not only are half the rooms in this building not fully equipped to handle people living in them, most of the pipes in this…
Read MorePublix to require workers to get a concealed carry license
After banning open carry by customers in its stores, a new initiative by the Lakeland-based supermarket chain hopes to save money on store security. “Everyone who works at Publix is going to be prepared for the worst,” said Publix Spokesperson Enra Aye. “We hire mostly students and old people, a demographic that rarely has a…
Read MoreUnverified Rumor Claims Rick Scott Was Secretly Born a Woman
Florida Senator Rick Scott spent much of his football Sunday fielding questions from reporters about a wild, unverified claim that the Senator was in fact, born a woman. “I was not born a woman,” said Scott while chatting with me through Facebook Portal. “But I do have a record of restricting their access to affordable…
Read MoreOldsmar Disappears in Sinkhole
After some light showers brought intense flooding to the streets of Oldsmar, a giant sinkhole opened up and swallowed the entire town. “I was out there recently because I have to cut through Oldsmar to get to Walmart,” said Wallris Bellymew, a Town and Country resident. “I thought the roads here were well taken care…
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