Posts by Josh Santos
Tampa Teen Sad His Parents Went to Disney Without Him
Disney World – Orange County – Thursday, 8.1.19 Tampa teenager, Matthaus Washimton, thought his parents had forgot to pick him up from school today. “My dad said he was going to teach me how to drive one of these weekends when he’s not busy,” said Washimton. “I used the location share on my phone to…
Read MoreCamilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes Purchase Sulfur Springs Water Tower
Sulfur Springs Water Tower – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 8.1.19 Two of the hottest stars in the music world, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes, have been spicing up their love life while on their trip through Florida. New reports show the famous pair, who were recently captured on cell phone video kissing in public, have…
Read MoreDark Psychic Force Blankets Tampa
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.31.19 Meteorologist are warning Tampa residents to stay indoors after a dark psychic force was detected above Tampa. “I was tending to my own business when a group of elderly white men came up and started yelling at me to go back to my country,” said small business…
Read MoreHernando County Commissioner Won’t Unblock Me
American Gun & Pawn – Hernando County – Sunday, 7.28.19 Hello Hernando County Commissioner, Steve Champion. My name is Josh Santos, I’m a reporter for Tampa News Force. As you very well know, you’ve blocked me. Many people are mad that you don’t care about silencing your critics, but I get it. I was kind…
Read MoreRick Scott Finds Happiness Outside of Wealth
Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.26.19 After a recent hard knock to the head, Senator Rick Scott has decided there is more to life than having immeasurable wealth. “I found happiness through defrauding taxpayers with a Medicaid scam that made me a millionaire,” said Scott who used his fraud money to…
Read MoreUSF Study Concludes Internet is Bad and You Should Get Off
University of South Florida Media Research Labs – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.22.19 Why did you click this link, didn’t you read the headline? Seriously go outside, there is no such thing as the USF Media Research Labs. To prove it, here is a Google Earth picture of USF: Many students complain about the commute…
Read MoreTampa announces plans for biodegradable e-scooters
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.20.19 Tampa’s experimental electric scooter program has, at best, had a rocky start. Between the lukewarm public response, growing safety concerns, and a general disregard for rules associated with the the scooters, it’s safe to say things could be going better. Perhaps the most widely overlooked guideline for…
Read MoreTampa Announces SXSW-inspired Festival
Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.19.19 Drawing inspiration from the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival, Visit Tampa Bay has announced the dates for its inaugural festival which looks to emulate the film, interactive media, and music festivals put on by the city of Austin, TX. “A lot of young hip people are…
Read MoreStudy Finds Dollar Worth Twice as Much in Tampa
Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 A recent nationwide survey found that spending a dollar in Tampa goes a little bit further when spending that same dollar elsewhere. “I went to buy toilet paper today,” said a man who was standing on the side of the road and striking a conversation with me. …
Read MoreHillsborough County Commissioner Caught on Livestream Eating Used Tampon
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 During a livestream of a recent meeting between the Hillsborough County Board of County Commissioners, elected official Stacy White was captured in the moment eating his own used tampon. “I swear I thought they said that we were on pause and that nothing was being broadcasted,”…
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