Health
Things you can legally shove up your ass
Items you own If you own the item and it’s not a living sentient being such as a dog or a snake, however in some states beastiality laws are lax and you can shove animals up your ass, you can shove it up your ass. I don’t rule out living things because plants are alive…
Read More10 household items you can f**k
10.Pillow Grab any pillow around the house and either cut a hole in it, or use a corner of it to stimulate yourself with minimal risk. Worst case it has sharp feathers inside which could cause minor cuts and scars, but for the most part, modern pillows contain safe materials that can go up against…
Read MoreDr. Fauci Emails Reveal He Has a Big Penis
A new cache of leaked emails from early on during the pandemic revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci has one of the biggest penises in the United States. “Dr. Fauci responded to almost every email he received,” said a spokesperson for Dr. Fauci. “It was very unfortunate that he responded to those thirst traps for him.” …
Read MoreFoods that make your ass taste better
If you’re planning on going down on someone’s buttocks hole it’s best to plan accordingly and dine correctly before indulging in the devil’s dessert. These are some foods you should eat before you plan on having someone lick your bottom side. It’s pretty much the same rule about how it feels going in. If it’s…
Read MoreStop negative thoughts now
If you’re reading this that means you’re troubled and wish to have the negative thoughts which constantly plague your brain stop. Well I’ve got some good news. I can help you make it stop right now. But it’s not permanent. First I need you to stand up and start jumping. The motion will begin to…
Read MoreHealthy ways to do cocaine
Cocaine is a taxing drug on the body, and the more you do it, the quicker your heart will fail and you will die. By consuming the drug in the healthiest manner, you have a better chance of surviving the intoxication. 5. Do it outside If you’re doing cocaine outside, at least you’re in the…
Read MoreDoes smoking Spice cure Cancer?
No it does not. Why would you even ask that question? What would make you believe smoking Spice cures Cancer? If anything it probably contributes to the factors which cause Cancer. I’m not a doctor, but I think it’s safe to say smoking Spice will definitely increase your chances of getting Cancer. You shouldn’t do…
Read MoreVaccinated creep eager to start giving unsolicited hugs again
Denny Dexter of Palm Harbor has recently been fully vaccinated against COVID-19 and can’t wait to start hugging women who don’t want him to hug them. “I feel good about it. And women should too”, he said. “Because it’s completely safe. There’s nothing bad that can happen as a result of me approaching some unsuspecting…
Read MoreEmotionally dominate your peers
Some situations in life may require you to emotionally dominate those around you, and with these military-grade techniques, you can easily emotionally dominate any room of your peers. 5. Get loud When you talk loud and project loudly, the rest of the room will take note. Subtly scare others with the volume of your voice.…
Read MoreAnimal friendly gym opens in Lutz
An animal-friendly gym opened in Lutz, making it the first gym in it’s County to allow animals inside a workout facility. Patrons will now be able to work out alongside their pets, and even put their pets to the test, with a new line of specially designed weight machines built for animals. Dogs and cats…
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