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Read MoreLocal activists resent being mocked
During a House civil justice subcommittee meeting last Monday in Tallahassee, state Representative Will Robinson Jr. (R) read names of supporters and opponents into the public record, two of which caused people on the internet to both LOL and ROFL. Those two people, Anita Dick and Holden Hiscock don’t understand or appreciate the laughter and…
Read MoreHerschel Walker resumes crime-fighting career
Having lost yesterday’s Georgia US Senate runoff election against Raphael Warnock, Herschel Walker says there’s nothing to keep him from immediately returning to his ongoing effort to rid the streets of crime in MakeBelieve Land, where he is the sheriff, mayor and former Super Bowl MVP. “Well, I suppose I gotta go back to keeping…
Read MoreLargo couple requests emergency name change for baby
On the eve of the senate runoff election between Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock in Georgia, Don and Sylvia Plehh of Largo have filed an emergency request with the Pinellas County court system to change their baby Herschel’s name immediately. “When he was born 10 months ago, we thought ‘Herschel’ was a great name,” said…
Read MoreTrump too smart to fall for DeShenantisanigans
As division widens between top Republican leaders former President Donald Trump and recently re-elected Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, tensions between the two men on a personal level are rising. At a recent “We’re In This Together Breakfast & Lunch But Definitely Not Brunch Because That’s Gay” event held at the prestigious Denny’s on Dale Mabry…
Read MoreJesus denied access to voting precinct
Jesus Christ, the central figure of Christianity, the world’s largest religion, who many believe to be the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited messiah as prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, was turned away from an election polling place in the Riverbend neighborhood in Tampa this morning. Arriving at St Chad’s Episcopal Church on…
Read MoreCharlie Crist changes name to connect with evangelical Christians
In an effort to appeal to conservative voters in the upcoming election for Florida governor, Democratic Party nominee Charlie Crist has changed his name to Chuckie Christ. “It occurred to me that some people might not realize that I’m a direct descendant of The Original Guy,” he said. “He’s actually my uncle, from Nazareth, which…
Read MoreRick Scott questions President Biden’s work ethic and commitment to Americans from yacht in Italy
Florida Senator Rick Scott took to Twitter recently to criticize President Joe Biden for going on vacation in Delaware: Scott sent these Tweets, among many, many others from a luxury yacht in Italy, where he is currently vacationing at a time when part of his job on behalf of the Republican is to win back…
Read MoreMinecraft cosplayer mistaken for Matt Gaetz
Jeff Coldblum of Bradenton was in Tampa to attend Tampa Bay Comic Con held at the Tampa Convention Center this past weekend where he was greeted with hostility due to people mistaking him for U.S. representative and probable human trafficker Matt Gaetz. “They were so mean,” said Coldblum. “All these people getting in my face…
Read MoreArkansas senator granted honorary Florida Man status
“I’m not sure he’s as opposed to ‘virtue signaling’ as he seems to think he is.”
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