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Law enforcement supporters have mixed feelings about new Capitol Police field office in Tampa
Following last Tuesday’s announcement that the U.S. Capitol Police will open a Tampa office (as well as one in San Francisco) to investigate threats, members of the Florida Back The Blue Facebook group appear to not be sure how to react. “Hell yeah, more cops are always welcome here!”, said group organizer Kelli Campbell, setting…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis enjoying Clearwater Beach Spring Break
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis who has been busy making appearances all over the state to tout the fact that Florida is open for business, has brought that message to Clearwater Beach, where he took the opportunity to mix in some rest and relaxation. “I think people get the wrong idea about me sometimes”, he said,…
Read MoreNéstle Releases New Contaminated Glass and Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets
Nestlé Prepared Foods unveiled a new Hot Pocket flavor today at a maskless Gala ceremony in Weeki Wachee, FL. “We are proud to announce that our incredible team over at Hot Pockets really outdid themselves this time,” said Néstle President Skanky Kong. “For years we have wondered, how do we get our customers to remember us…
Read MoreArea lifestyle publication insists on trying to make people like Taco Bus
A Tampa-based media source for events and restaurants, concerts and shows, visual arts reviews, news and opinion, is continuing an ongoing and sustained effort to influence consumers into liking the Taco Bus local fast food chain, in spite of the fact that most people have already decided for themselves that it sucks. “Oh man, I…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis shows up late for tree lighting in Ybor
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis showed up very early this morning in Ybor City to participate in the 10th annual holiday tree lightning ceremony, which took place over two weeks ago. “I kind of wanted to avoid the crowd”, he said. “Plus, showing up fashionably late is something that’s cool to do.” The event was presented…
Read MoreGiuliani holds Ritz Carlton press conference in Tampa
“Well, now I’m really confused”, said Giuliani.
Read MoreDunedin man wants this election crap over already
George Bascoat of Dunedin is sick and tired of hearing about the 2020 election and wants it finished. “What’s with this crap?”, he asked rhetorically. “The polls closed at 8 and it’s almost midnight and we still don’t know who won. Come on. This is a bunch of crap.” I told him that counting ballots…
Read MoreTampa Police Department launches ‘Open Cop’ night
Mayor Jane Castor appeared at a press conference held at Tampa Police Headquarters with Chief Brian Dugan early this morning to announce a new community initiative. “Everybody wants to criticize our law enforcement officers these days”, she said, “You think it’s so easy? Okay, then you get out there and try it.” With that she…
Read MoreBrock Lesnar Signs 8-year Deal to Host New Morning Radio Show On 102.5 The Bone
After being announced as a free agent and no longer contractually obligated to perform with the WWE, Brock Lesnar has accepted an offer to host a brand-new morning show on Tampa Bay FM Talk Radio Leaders, 102.5 The Bone. “I’m Brock Lesnar and this Fall, every morning from 2 AM to 6 AM, listen to…
Read MoreSafety Harbor man mistaken for Steven Stamkos
A man watching the Tampa Bay Lightning game against the New York Islanders in the NHL Eastern Conference Final at the Clearwater Hooters was falsely identified as Lightning captain Steven Stamkos last night. The man entered the restaurant shortly after the puck dropped to start the game, just after 8pm, and took a seat at…
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