Recently, pathologists have been studying the effects writing and reading have on the human brain and they keep coming up with the same conclusion.
The act of writing and reading is inherently homosexual at it’s core and in it’s roots.
When you write you move your fingers and hands in effeminate ways with style that could be similarly compared to the choreography of Swan Lake.
This kind of movement and style of expression is not normal behavior amongst machismo men. This is the activity of gays.
Gay people write. Gay people read. Writing and reading are gay.
If you are reading this right now there is a near 99% chance that you are in a same-sex relationship.
Am I wrong? Sound off in the comments.