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Bucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon

Ghost of Lee Roy Selmon Hired by the Buccaneers

In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform

New Assless Uniform Unveiled by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Citing the fact that the next NFL season will be played exclusively through an advanced VR version of Madden NFL on a couple PS5’s linked together with a LAN cable, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their newest uniforms with the surprise addition assless pants. “The latest VR technology requires electrodes to be placed all over…

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Tom Brady Signs Three-Game Deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tom Brady Joins the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Official New Photo in Uniform

While the sports world was shocked at the announcement that Tom Brady will be leaving the New England Patriots, new details have emerged from the historic contract that will see the famous quarterback play only three games with the Buccaneers. “We offered him $30 million for the whole season, but Tom told us that wouldn’t…

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’76 Buccaneers preparing to celebrate Vipers first win

Bad football

Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…

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Bucs and Jameis Winston announce new charitable effort

Bucs Charitable Efforts

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, their star quarterback Jameis Winston and every team the Buccaneers play have come together to launch a new charitable initiative: INTs 4 INfanTs. From now on, every time Jameis Winston throws four interceptions in a game, the Buccaneers will purchase a perfectly healthy newborn baby and award it to a lucky…

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Lightning-Buccaneers backups combine for trial NBA team

Is the NBA coming to Tampa Bay?

Players from the Tampa Bay Lightning and Buccaneers have come together and formed a trial NBA team in hopes to get a bid from a potential owner. “If we can raise enough money and awareness to our talent, we could potentially bring an NBA team to the city of Tampa.” Said Kevin Jenkins, Captain of…

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Buccaneers to add authentic “walk the plank” experience

Raymond James Stadium – Tampa – Sunday, 4.27.2019 Raymond James Stadium has completed construction on a special “Walk the Plank” attraction, which will allow fans to experience what it is like to walk on an actual plank and be pushed off into a large pool of water. Peter the Pirate mascot will push patrons with…

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