Posts Tagged ‘Film’
Local film to get dark-and-gritty reboot
“Plane Train,” the beloved 2018 film produced by Tampa News that was featured at the Dunedin International Film Festival, is being rebooted by Warner Brothers Studios with a different, more violent storyline and different, more violent movie stars. “It’s time,” said James Cameron, the director attached to the project. The original “Plane Train” was a…
Read MoreMike Myers seeking MCU franchise character
Canadian actor, comedian, director, producer and screenwriter Mike Myers is looking for a Marvel Comics character he can play in a series of Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the next several years. “Out of all the characters created by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and others, there has to be at least one whose super power…
Read MoreLocal creatives struggling to be enthusiastic about Dean Cain filming movie in Dunedin
Actor and conservative firebrand Dean Cain is in Dunedin to shoot a new film and local artists and other creative types could be more excited! “Hey, that’s great! A feature length film being shot right here in Dunedin!!” exclaimed painter Dorothy Hotstritch. “But it stars Dean Cain? Oh.” “Well, that’s still nice I guess.” The…
Read MoreAcademy of Motion Pictures replaces Will Smith with Tampa pornographer
Local pornographer Scummo Johannsen has been granted membership to the prestigious Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the organization that presents the Oscar Awards every year, due to Will Smith resigning his membership. Johannsen, who produces low-budget porn that he shoots in a rented self-storage unit on Waters Avenue with local amateur performers, expressed…
Read MoreDeSantis to star in big budget, sci-fi biopic
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will star in a new film being shot in Tampa, about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “It’s the story of how I singlehandedly saved Planet Florida”, he said. “It’s called Doontz!” “He’s mispronouncing the title, but yeah”, clarified Joe Hambrush, one of the film’s writers and producers. DeSantis went on to excitedly…
Read MoreCasting of movie man didn’t plan on seeing anyway pisses him off
Andrew Gilverstench of St. Petersburg is seriously upset about the recent announcement that Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande are set to play Elphaba and Glinda in the film adaptation of the popular Broadway musical “Wicked”, even though he’s never had any interest in ever seeing it. “What?!?”, he said. “No! No! No! No! No! No!”…
Read MoreThe movie LIGHTYEAR should have been a live-action movie starring Chris Evans
Thanks to the abomination of a film that is the movie Lightyear we are are going to get an animated film about the “real life” Sherriff that inspired the toy of Woody. And it’s going to be great and all the dramatic, probably voiced by like Paul Rudd or something. Woody catches a bad guy…
Read MoreTampa News Force writer to star as Fred Mertz in ‘I Love Fred’
It was announced Friday that Clark Brooks, a writer and Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force, will star as Fred Mertz in ‘I Love Fred’, a movie based on the supporting character played by William Frawley from the 1950s sitcom ‘I Love Lucy’, starring Lucille Ball. The movie will be co-directed…
Read MoreNetflix to release new Shaq film
Netflix has announced that a new film starring NBA Hall of Famer and TNT commentator Shaquille O’Neal is currently being filmed in Tampa and will be available on the video streaming giant’s platform soon.
Read MoreTNF presents “Jesus Talks”
Fresh off last night’s premiere of Tampa News Force’s fourth film “Jesus Talks”, starring John Jacobs, at the 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival, here’s the film itself in its entirety. Enjoy!! You’ll probably recognize several locations as well as a number of Tampa Bay Area performers in this completely independently produced film, because we’re sincere…
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