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Rick Scott Promises Funeral Benefits to Essential Workers

By Chingy Lopez | May 14, 2020
RIck Scott Unveils New Benefits in Speech

As part of a comprehensive package to take care of essential workers in the state of Florida, Senator Rick Scott promises to personally consume the decomposed bodies of any essential worker that dies while fighting COVID-19. “I’ll eat that shit whole,” said Senator Rick Scott. “If you are a Floridian, and you are dying, call…

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