Posts Tagged ‘Hillsborough County’
Hillsborough Sheriffs mount manhunt for missing Patriots fans
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is enlisting the help of the Hillsborough County Sheriffs Department to find hundreds, maybe thousands of Patriots fans who have suddenly disappeared. “Mr. Kraft has brought it to our attention that several of the most devoted supporters of his football team are missing,” said Sheriff Chad Cronister at a…
Read MoreHillsborough County School Teacher Accused of Camming During E-Learning Class
A geography teacher at Strawberry Crest High School in Hillsborough County is in hot water today after students say she was performing sexual acts on camera while they were taking an exam. “It’s hard to afford to live on a teacher salary alone,” said Sandy Ditties, who also goes by the handle Ms.NaughtyBiNature on the…
Read MoreRefrigerated trailers totally not for storing victims succumbing to COVID-19
Tampa Bay Area residents should not be concerned at all about the six refrigerated containers recently staged at the Hillsborough County Medical Examiners Office on North 46th Street. “I know that with what’s going on with the pandemic that the sudden presence of giant refrigerators, suitable for the temporary storage of a number of dead…
Read More“Blow Jobs for Bullies” program begins in Hillsborough Schools
A new program which aims to fellate the most troubled students is now underway in Hillsborough County schools. “Blow Jobs for Bullies,” a program started by philanthropist and motivational speaker, Reba Orchester, was the brain child of a group of community workers who all had similar experiences with bullies who were sexually frustrated and stressed…
Read MoreHillsborough County Schools announces plan to reduce school lunch debt
Under intense pressure from a growing student population and a shrinking budget, Hillsborough County Schools announced today that they are launching a district wide plan to lower and possibly eliminate school lunch debt. Many citizens of Hillsborough county have expressed concerns about this affecting their students lunch benefits. I sat down with Hillsborough County Schools…
Read MoreHillsborough County to monetize school prayer
As the new praying in schools laws take effect, Hillsborough county is one of the first counties in the country to monetize the programs, having the teachers designate their prayers to a sponsor. “For example, before class begins I will say something like, ‘Alright children, let us now bow our heads for the Best Buy…
Read MoreHillsborough County to assign civil servants to taxpayers on individual basis
Hillsborough County Public Administration – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.27 Hillsborough County employs nearly 10,000 people in over 500 different positions and from now on, each of those employees will be assigned to individual tax-paying county residents. “I got the idea when I was sitting outside the County Center eating a ham sandwich for lunch,”…
Read MoreHillsborough County Commissioner Caught on Livestream Eating Used Tampon
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 During a livestream of a recent meeting between the Hillsborough County Board of County Commissioners, elected official Stacy White was captured in the moment eating his own used tampon. “I swear I thought they said that we were on pause and that nothing was being broadcasted,”…
Read MoreTampa announces plan to make traffic worse
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.12.19 While pretending to listen to a packed room of angry citizens, Hillsborough County leaders announced their plans to make the highway worse for everyone. “We’ve been listening to the community complain about this monstrosity cutting through the middle of our city for many years now,” said Hillsborough…
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