Posts Tagged ‘Restaurant’
Mud Soup Company Opens in Ybor City
Who ISN’T hungry??
Read MoreThe Devastating Wrath of Martin Pendergast
Look! We’re working cooperatively with another local media outlet!
Read MoreMilitary themed restaurant completely forgets Veterans Day
They’re offering a pretty sweet deal to make up for the mistake.
Read MorePatrons can’t wait to hate new restaurant
It’s always hard to see old favorites replaced
Read MoreRestaurant Chastised for Not Having Enough People on Staff
Would you support an establishment like this? 🥡
Read MoreMillennial Cafe to Open Across From Tampa’s GenX Tavern: Boasts “Slurs of the Times”
Inspired by the success of the GenX Tavern in Tampa, Josh Gunderson, thirty-eight and perpetually confused about why boomers still call children “millennials”, is opening a Millennial Cafe. And, although the rent on the space is significantly higher than that of the GenX Tavern for a much smaller space, Gunderson promises the amenities will be…
Read MoreWoman leaves devastating Yelp! review, based entirely on music played on jukebox
Gwyneth Poltroon of St. Petersburg recently left an absolutely scathing review of a local restaurant on Yelp, the web site and app that publishes crowd-sourced reviews about businesses. Poltroon recently visited Shucksters, a popular seafood restaurant in Gulfport and was extremely displeased with the music being played on the TouchTunes jukebox. “If I could give…
Read MoreReview: “Historic Gaslight Cafe” in Ybor Even Better Than I Remember
Local chef, Andrew Washburn, has opened a hip new restaurant in the heart of Ybor called the Historic Gaslight Cafe. The location is somewhat of a challenge to find, though, as the sign out front appears to be for a typewriter store. Nestled in a dark, poorly lit alley with a rusty chain-link fence which…
Read MoreNew restaurant for singles opening soon in Brandon
A new chain of restaurants is opening their first location in Brandon, Florida, because that’s where every chain of restaurants opens new locations for some reason. Lonely’s is a new concept eatery, catering exclusively to people who are alone, whether by choice or not. It will serve a menu with a wide variety of top-quality…
Read MoreManatee Carcass Buffet Opening in Clearwater Beach
In an attempt to capitalize on the influx of starvation-related manatee deaths, the host of “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” has decided to invest in a Clearwater Beach restaurant that specializes in cooking manatee meat. “We take every manatee death very seriously here at Trevor Noah’s Manatee Carcass Buffet,” said head chef Bobby Suflex.…
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