Posts Tagged ‘Where to vote in person’
Jesus denied access to voting precinct
Jesus Christ, the central figure of Christianity, the world’s largest religion, who many believe to be the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited messiah as prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, was turned away from an election polling place in the Riverbend neighborhood in Tampa this morning. Arriving at St Chad’s Episcopal Church on…
Read MoreTampa Child’s Imaginary Friend Arrested for Voter Fraud
A young Tampa boy had his imaginary friend arrested today after they attempted to install a fake mail-in ballot drop box in his neighborhood. “We were hanging out playing Antifa vs Proud Boys, a game we made up where I wear my mom’s clothes and go up to her to tell her I’m a proud…
Read MoreEarly voting begins today in Florida
While we at Tampa News Force sincerely hope that the process is organized and peaceful for all involved and is not marred by uncivil confrontations or systemic errors, we also live here and know what’s likely to actually happen. And we’re here for all of that, even if we have to make it up. So please don’t act up, but if you plan on it, let us know so we can come out and get video.
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