Downtown Tampa – Tampa – Thursday, 2.7.2019
The biggest Broadway musical in recent history is coming to Tampa, and for those not lucky enough to score full price or lottery tickets, there is still a chance to attend.
Straz Center confirmed today that they have hidden an envelope containing two decent seats to Hamilton’s opening night somewhere in Downtown Tampa.
“There are two tickets to the last row of the middle section area,” says Straz Center Ticket Specialist Harold Thormer. “I personally wouldn’t waste my time looking for them, but we know someone will.”
As soon as the announcement was made, Phillip Rocher called in sick from work.
“I’ve got to find these tickets,” screams Rocher as he frantically power walks around the corner of Florida Avenue and Kennedy Boulevard. “I don’t even like musicals, but if I find them I’m selling them.”
When asked if it feels like he is wasting his time looking for something that’s not guaranteed, Rocher flipped us off and pulls out a handful of cash. “You think I need that money? I don’t need the money, I got money.”
Those interested in searching for the pair of tickets are welcome to stop by the Straz box office and ask for the “Hamilton Adventure Map and Decoder” by Monday, February 11, 1PM.