Posts by Josh Santos
Dr. Fauci Emails Reveal He Has a Big Penis
A new cache of leaked emails from early on during the pandemic revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci has one of the biggest penises in the United States. “Dr. Fauci responded to almost every email he received,” said a spokesperson for Dr. Fauci. “It was very unfortunate that he responded to those thirst traps for him.” …
Read MoreDeSantis Eager to Block Federal High Speed Rail Plans
In 2011, Florida Governor Rick Scott blocked funding for a proposed high-speed rail that would have connected Tampa and Orlando, along with possible routes to Miami and Jacksonville. Nothing was done to address transportation issues in Florida, and a recent court ruling stopped the usage of $500 million collected from Hillsborough County taxpayers to improve…
Read MoreTampa Man Crafts Most Racist, Homophobic, Sexist Facebook Status
In an effort to get banned from Facebook so that he can sue them, Douglas Rapier has published his most deranged profanity laced ramblings since being released from Facebook jail two weeks ago. “I wake up every morning completely filled with hate in my heart for any living thing that isn’t a white person,” said…
Read MoreMiddle School Critical Race Theory Class Interrupted by Florida SWAT Team
Seventh graders at JFK Middle Magnet School today witnessed the first casualty in the fight to stop the teaching of Critical Race Theory in schools. “I was teaching certain concepts of race and racism to my students,” said Claire McCowski, a white woman who teaches kids in an inner-city public school. “Apparently, I’m not supposed…
Read More20 Tips to get your New Year Started Right
20. Stop living a lie Be the real you this year, stop lying to others and surround yourself with only those who can handle your baggage. 19. Quit Wasting Your Energy on Imaginary Arguments in Your Head Why are you spending so much time and energy arguing with someone who isn’t there? 18. Eat more…
Read MoreTampa Couple Shocked to Discover Their New Security Camera Has Been Broadcasting to PornHub
A Tampa couple is suing a popular security camera maker after discovering that their newly installed camera system had been broadcasting to the popular porn streaming website, PornHub. “I bought my wife this security camera to prove to her that I wasn’t wearing and stretching out her yoga pants while she was at work,” said…
Read MoreBernie Sanders Blacks Out in Ybor City
While partying with some Antifa members in Ybor City, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders had a little too much to drink and blacked out. “I was discussing my policies with some of the young Americans who spend their time in Ybor City,” said Sanders who was nursing his hangover with a little hair of the dog.…
Read MoreRick Scott Voted Sexiest Politician of 2019 at C-SPAN Awards
In a landslide victory which many are calling a pay-to-play contest, Florida Senator Rick Scott was declared the ‘Sexiest Politician’ at this year’s C-SPAN Awards. “It was an honor to be nominated, and an even bigger honor to win,” said Scott while accepting the award, speaking mostly to a crowd of aides for front runners…
Read MoreFive Liberal Talking Points and How to Destroy Them This Christmas: Own the Libs Today
Face it, out of any day this year, some libtard is going to try and wish you a Happy Holidays instead of keeping Christ in Christmas. Don’t let them get away with it! Use our handy guide to bring down any of their misguided talking points with your own passionate and misinformed soliloquy that is…
Read MoreTop Ten Films of 2019 – Tampa News Force Movie Reviews Round-up
2019 was a magnificent year for cinema and filmophiles all around the world who couldn’t get enough cinephilia in their in lives. We here at Tampa News Force watched a majority of the new films in theaters when they came out, but we forgot to review them and share our opinion with you all. So…
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