Posts by Josh Santos
Real or Fake News : Is Rick Scott Secretly the Red Priestess from Game of Thrones?
Rick Scott Tampa Office Branch – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.22.2019 Let me be the first to admit that I have not completed watching the Game of Thrones (GOT) series, but I have made it halfway through season six and (SPOILER ALERT) Senator Rick Scott, who made his millions defrauding Medicare and then in turn…
Read MoreTampa Begins Construction on Super Technological Florida University, aka STFU
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 5.21.201 Mayor Jane Castor and many others attended a groundbreaking ceremony today for one of the most anticipated additions to the Old Water Street development project, the Super Technological Florida University (STFU). As part of an initiative to produce the most technologically advanced class of students, STFU will…
Read MoreTop 5 Ways To Spend A Day Off in Tampa
Citizens of the Tampa area are blessed with perfect weather nearly every single day. Having one of the world’s premiere vacation locations in our backyard can spoil a person’s sense of wonder if they don’t take frequent nature breaks to fully appreciate where they are in life. When you have a day off and want…
Read MorePark goers demand refund after love bug fiasco
Busch Gardens – Tampa – Saturday, 5.18.19 Hundreds have lined up to receive full cash refunds from Busch Gardens after what’s being called a “love bug fiasco.” Thousands of love bugs descended on the amusement park Wednesday, causing meltdowns from numerous guests evolving into full on breakdowns for dozens of families. “It was awful,” said…
Read MoreTop 5 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Buffalo Wild Wings
Buffalo Wild Wings – Pasco County – Thursday, 5.16.2019 There are many ways to get kicked out of a restaurant, and Tampa News Force always pays for the meal and tips well when eating at one, but for this article we are counting down the best ways to get kicked out Buffalo Wild Wings (B-Dubs)…
Read MoreTampa to criminalize males masturbating
Tampa Boys Health Clinic – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 5.15.2019 In an effort to make sure the next generation of Tampa citizens grow up big and strong, the City of Tampa has passed sweeping legislation making it illegal for males to masturbate and “kill their seed”. “Any boy or guy I catch reaching for that…
Read MoreAaron Carter Announces Free Benefit Concert in Tampa
Czar – Hillsborough County – Monday, 5.13.2019 As part of an attempt to start a riot in the streets of Ybor City, Aaron Carter announced a free benefit concert at a local venue that can only hold 500 people max. “When people hear the word ‘free’ they freak out,” said Czar Events Manager Micardo Rondriguez.…
Read MoreJane Castor Accidentally Accomplishes Everything She Promised in Less Than Two Weeks
Brooke Hogan Library and Neighborhood Restoration Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 5.12.2019 In an incredibly fast turn of events, Jane Castor has accomplished all the goals she laid out during her campaign in less than two weeks. “Hasn’t even felt like I’ve been done with my first few hours as mayor,” Castor said while…
Read MoreGovernor Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Banning Tasers in School
Florida Governor’s Mansion – Leon County – Friday, 5.10.2019 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill today banning teachers from carrying tasers in public schools. After signing a bill allowing teachers to carry a gun if they pass a course, the Florida government decided to ban teachers from carrying a taser. “What if a child…
Read MoreRick Scott Accused of Crop Dusting Elementary School Classroom
Bay County Elementary School – Bay County – Thursday, 5.9.2019 Mrs. Ellison’s first grade class at Bay County Elementary School received a surprise visit from Florida Senator, Rick Scott, who stopped in for a brief photo-op book reading with the children. After reading a few chapters from Judith Krantz’s 1990 novel, Dazzle, Scott got up…
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