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TNF refutes accusations of Super Bowl streaker shenanigans
Following an incident involving a man running on the field during the fourth quarter of Super Bowl LV at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa last night, beloved and totally legitimate local media outlet Tampa News Force (TNF) is facing scurrilous accusations of orchestrating the cheap stunt to generate publicity. “That’s outrageous and 100% untrue”, said…
Read MoreGuy with no reason to even be there ruins Super Bowl party
Chad Didilitz of Clearwater wrecked a perfectly fine Big Game gathering at a sports bar in Largo Sunday evening. “It’s about an hour before kick-off and everybody is already bummed out because of that guy”, said Mandy Tannenbaum, a server at Guzzlenutz Drink & Sportsery, referring to Didilitz, wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, sulking by…
Read MoreSt. Pete Mayor to have rap battle with 50 Cent
On Friday February 4th, 50 Cent reportedly threw a Super Bowl party in a private airport hangar in St Petersburg and the Mayor did not get an invitation. Rick Kriseman lashed out at 50 Cent on Twitter the following Saturday calling the party “stupid” and suggested that the cost of the infractions would be at…
Read MoreTampa PD foils plot to sabotage Super Bowl
Tampa police have thwarted a plan intended to ruin the Super Bowl for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, arresting a man visiting from Boston at Raymond James Stadium Friday morning. “We’ve been getting reports that some creepy, rat-faced guy was going around licking people”, said police chief Brian Dugan. “At first, we thought it was probably…
Read MoreTrump hires John Morgan
Former President Donald Trump, suddenly finding himself without a legal defense team a little more than a week before his impeachment trial is scheduled to begin, has retained renowned Tampa personal injury lawyer John Morgan. Attorneys Butch Bowers, Deborah Barbier, Josh Howard, Johnny Gasser and Greg Harris have all ended their involvement with the case,…
Read MoreManiac attacks beloved cultural icon
To the relief of his legion of fans all over the world, Simpson is okay.
Read MoreRick Scott dismisses Tampa Bay pharmacy scammers as “amateurs”
Five Tampa Bay men have pled guilty in what federal prosecutors are calling the biggest healthcare fraud case in history. Court records show that Larry Everett Smith, Scott Roix, M.T., Maikel Bolos and Arun Kapoor submitted $931,356, 936 in bogus prescription bills to giant pharmacies including, CVS Caremark, Optum and others with help from telemarketing…
Read MoreSt. Pete Pier drifts away
The recently re-designed St. Pete Pier, the city’s signature waterfront attraction, has broken free from the shoreline and is drifting out into the Gulf of Mexico. It’s believed to have happened some time last week but nobody’s really sure because nobody was paying attention. “I went for a run the other day along the bay…
Read MoreNéstle Releases New Contaminated Glass and Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets
Nestlé Prepared Foods unveiled a new Hot Pocket flavor today at a maskless Gala ceremony in Weeki Wachee, FL. “We are proud to announce that our incredible team over at Hot Pockets really outdid themselves this time,” said Néstle President Skanky Kong. “For years we have wondered, how do we get our customers to remember us…
Read MoreDisney maintenance workers injured updating Hall of Presidents
In what is being referred to as ‘an unfortunate incident’, two employees at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando were suffered injuries this morning while working on a refurbishment of the popular theme park’s Hall of Presidents exhibit. “We always try to maintain the highest standards of safety for the sake of our guests…
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