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Tampa commuter designs new traffic aid

Fartmobile

Jack Blendwind, who commutes every day from Wesley Chapel to downtown Tampa, has invented a new device for cars that was inspired by the frustration he feels while stuck in traffic on I-275. “It’s absolutely maddening”, he says. “Even with fewer cars on the road, I’m still stuck for at least 45 minutes either way.…

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Business as usual at Tampa Baseball Museum

The COVID-19 pandemic has not affected the Tampa Baseball Museum in any way whatsoever. “Nope, we’re just carrying on here as though nothing has happened,” says Chantal Ruilova Hevia, President and Chief Executive Officer of the Ybor City Museum Society. “Because when it comes to the Tampa Baseball Museum, nothing has happened.” The museum, which…

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Tampa Man Only Gets His News From Satire Magazines

Tampa New Force fan and avid reader, Will Green, refuses to consume mainstream media. For the last 5 years, his news has exclusively come from TNF, but also sometimes The Onion.  “I just don’t buy into the lizard people’s narrative anymore. Satire is for the people.” Green explains he can no longer relate to mainstream…

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Homophobe misses Pride festivities

Pride hater

“Since I can remember, I’ve had a deep hatred for gay people and been committed to erasing them and their deviant ways”, he says. “Now that they’re actually gone, I’m kind of sad about it.”

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Tampa News Force writer honored for sacrifice in spite of being alive

In a classic case of not knowing the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day or family members not keeping in close contact, or both, Tampa News Force’s Clark Brooks, who was not killed serving our nation, or at all for that matter, was memorialized for his brave sacrifice while serving in the military by…

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