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Tampa Bay Area babies developing taste for human flesh

Babies

As the nationwide shortage of baby formula continues to be a crisis, babies in the Tampa Bay Area are taking things into their own hands and mouths. 8-month-old Joshua Butterpenny of Tampa recently said, “Goo goo ga ga. Gleep (fart),” which translates in Adult-with-fully-formed-brain English to “We’re hungry and if you’re not going to take…

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Local babies protest gigantic headbands

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A tightly organized coalition of babies who were all born at Tampa General Hospital are protesting head bands with bows and flowers that are being placed on their heads against their will. “CIS Female babies. Get it right”, said Amanda, the lady baby leader. “Males aren’t being subjected to this degradation and oppression. So typical.”…

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